Lewd Talk Thread [NSFW]

@Takengrin Endmmar  
Me, too. I can’t seem to knot a tie, it’s too hard. I’m afraid of looking stupid at work with an untied tie.

@BadgingBadger  
You just ruined that you fuck

@Takengrin Endmmar  
Just imagine that you’re having sex with Pinkie while tied up, except now you are also wearing a tie. Adds a feeling of commitment.

@Agent Luna  
Vaginas usually aren’t supposed to smell or taste like fish. That’s usually a sign of a yeast infection or another health problem.
 
Usually when they’re in good health, well taken care of, and have a good PH balance, they’ll smell and taste a whole lot differently.
 
@Shepherd  
Fish tastes great. There’s so many different kinds too. Fried butterfish and snapper are my favorites. But I don’t mind tuna, salmon, and kingfish as well.

@mjangelvortex  

Huh… let it never be said that you can’t learn anything in this thread. That seems like an important thing to know.

We still need porn of these two.  

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Tempest gives best sex.

@Badheart
 
Doing gay stuff?

@Shepherd  
Whatever gets you to sleep at night.

What do chamomile tea and lavender have to do with anything?

@Shepherd  
Strange you’ve said that,  
I just learned about gunpowder tea  

Foal-holes.

lonley

Ponies keep me company where mean humans cannot.

Lesbian vampire.

My toes demand cleaning.

We are at an impasse.
 
Somebody recommend some lemons.

@Shepherd  
Lemons

@Shepherd  
How about the song “Lemon”?  

Rip that naughty black suit off of Tempest to reveal her dripping puss!

@ILoveMyoozik  
No one ever really dicks.  
Got it!

@BadgingBadger  
Dashie’s grabbing my drunken dick as I write this…
 
She’s smooth ^^

Pony pussies are amazing.

@Badheart  
Lol, my dad used to drink that a lot.

So I’m playing this Doki doki game.