You're Banned!

Banned for not constructing more pylons.

Unbanned because Starcraft (I’ve never actually played the game though, apparently that meme comes from there)

Banned for not being banned yet.

Banned all anon users.

Banned for having the ceiling not hold you

banned for commiting war crimes in the austro hungarian empire circa 1915

Banned for assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

Banned for sending out the blank cheque

@Mr.Myoozik
Banned for not registering at the Credit Union specific to my county.

Banned because I’m nowhere near you

@Mr.Myoozik
Banned for not moving.

Banned for no fun allowed!

Banned for blinking in front of SCP-173

Banned for blinking at a weeping angel.

Banned for joining a clan.

Banned for cooking clams.

Banned for baking ham

Banned for steamed hams.

Banned for a sham.

Banned for wham bam thank you ma’am!

Banned for getting your boots on.

Banned for having to much fun with the Sirens!

Banned for taking a picture of Everest farting while on a date with Marshall
Cub warning!

Banned for fetishes.

Banned for kinks