You're Banned!

Banned for skinks

Banned for too many blinks

Banned for not blinking

Banned for being bland.

Banned for staring at the *sun* for too long.

Banned for staring at her ass too long.

Banned for staring at her legs for too long

Banned for banning blinking so we can be safe from SCP-173.

Banned for not upgrading your PC to Windows 2000

Unbanned for upgrading to Windows ME.

Banned for placing your PC by the windowsill to open Windows

Banned because I actually placed my laptop on a windowsill in the English airbnb I’m currently staying at.
Close enough innit

Unbanned for pfffffft, wow

Unbanned because it’s a spacey windowsill that perfectly fits my laptop anyway :P

Banned for staring at the *moon* for too long! <3

Banned because I never stared at the moon.

Banned for being under the dusky sky

Banned for rolling in dirt

Banned for being yelled at by an impatient driver.

Banned for being bland.

Banned for being dull

Banned for being monotonous

Banned for being monogamous

Banned for staring at Rarity!

Unbanned because Rarity