I TOLD YOU DAWG  
I TOLD YOU ABOUT BAT PONIES

Not a fan of unfaithful Shining or Cadence unless it’s with the other’s approval (I may headcanon them as anything but a perfectly loving couple but that doesn’t mean an open relationship is off the table~), but this is enough to get me interested… I never knew the “guardance” pair was a thing or would interest me until today.

Ahegao, bat guard, and impregnation? I’m being spoiled <3 .

And that’s how she got pregnant.

This is a prequel to today’s episode

@thps48  

 
If only.

@Niggoslav_Krawczyk  
You know how she became a alicorn, yeah? That was Chrys from the future who went to the past and became a random pegasus filly. >83

@Background Pony #3A94 That’s ok, Twilight already has Shining covered on the foalfront!
 
@CardStock @vaddix  
Maybe she’s just such a depraved maniac that not even the entire palace guard can satisfy her lust?

@vaddix  
As I stated, I could give you an in-depth explanation of why I’ve arrived at the conclusion about why cheating on your spouse is morally wrong, but I refrained because I figured you’d quickly ignore it and hide behind “don’t challenge my mindset.” I only responded originally to agree with someone else posting a similar opinion to mine, and I responded to you specifically because you implied your infidelity fetish was something universally enjoyable instead of something you enjoy. The latter is something that, while I don’t like it, and you’re perfectly entitled to it, but the former is what I’d object to and respond in kind.
 
But, I agree, arguing here’s kinda pointless, so this will be my last response.

@vaddix  
Some convoluted play on the expression “living in a cave”. This ain’t tagged “drama in the comments” as I write yet, but the number of which must be over 500. XD

@Poptard
 
Oh, you’re one of those people where if someone’s opinion is different than yours, it’s wrong. Quite shallow. Keep your opinion. People don’t go on Derpibooru to argue and opinionize. #DealWithIt

70% of all threads on Derpibooru, I find, boil down to “I don’t know what fiction is.” XD

@vaddix
 

 
I’d argue about how wonderful a stable relationship between longtime friends and lovers can be, in both social and sexual fulfillment ways, but I’m certain now that’d fall on deaf ears. And blind eyes.

@Poptard  

 
I never said anything about polyamory. I’m aware that “cuckolding” is tagged, while “polyamory” isn’t.
 
This picture is beautiful because it’s cuckolding.

@vaddix  
However, in this case, it’s far less polyamory and instead definite, intentional infidelity. Trying to sire a kid out of wedlock is just another cherry on top.

@vaddix  
And besides, it’s not like it matters that much. Both Cadence and Shining Armor are so bland it’s hardly worth getting invested in their love life. Outside the Cantorlot Wedding what real development have either of them really gotten? Though to be fair at least Shining Armor has some personal faults that make him more 3 dimensional. Cadence has had more opportunities to get fleshed out than Luna and even Celestia in that where Celestia definitely has been in more episodes, she was almost never a central character where as Cadence was a lot more. And yet Celestia and Luna both have had more character development than her. Really hard to give a crap about a character if they never have any personal problems or even flaws. She’s this show’s Mary Sue.

@CardStock  

 
Yes! She deserves a good fucking! If her husband won’t give it to her, she’ll find it from someone else.

@Background Pony #3A94  
Free love. No one said that the princess of love had to only give it to one. Plus let’s be honest, after the wedding, have we ever seen them acting like a couple? Cadence herself even said that life in the Empire’s getting dull.

@Background Pony #3A94
 
Those kind of statements are either preaching to the choir or falling on deaf ears, it seems.

Yay, the character supposed to represent the very idea of love, cheating on her husband. Woohoo… That’s disgusting.

He heard her coming
 

@Background Pony #9A38
 
… I’m listening.

@vaddix  
Nah. I like them together too much.

@Poptard
 
You should.

@vaddix  
i don’t.