@Poptard  
Since I’m feeling generous despite life kicking me in the balls repeatedly today, I’ll answer your question as well. I already have, to be precise. The interview is in proofreading now.

Dat smooch.

@Poptard  
your out of time friend

@Jarkes  
 
 
 
 

@Poptard
 
You missed your chance.

Do Twilight Velvet and Night Light constantly ask you when they can expect grandfoals?

First of congratulations on the whole wedding and rumored royal foal thing. I know it was a long time ago. Have you two ever seen somthing so wierd so crazy that you culdent keep yourself from latuing out loud? Also group hug?

I’ve heard rumors of a royal foal on the way, but every time I hear the rumor, the identity of the parents keeps changing. Some say it’s you two, a good number are convinced Twilight’s been having relations with members of the guard, a few can’t seem to decide whether they think it’s Luna or Celestia that managed to find a lover, and a considerable number seem to believe Blueblood may have been with a commoner. Are there any truth to any of these versions of the rumor?

Okay, question for both of ya?
 
Shining, did you “woohoo” with Chrysalis?  
If he did, what are your views on that, Pricess Cadence?
 
I said “woohoo” because we have younger viewers here with us.

Really? Does this place REALLY need a freakin’ love goddess? There’s already too much of this stupid love and friendship garbage in this world! Ugh! All of this friendship crap has got me in a bad mood, again. I guess I’ll go beat up some of those pathetic excuses for Royal Guards to calm down.

CS Choice.
 

Before I ask my question, let me say it’s an honor to meet you both. As for my question, aside from Spike, how do the crystal ponies feel about dragons and have there ever been any trouble with said creatures during your reign?

Have you two considered counseling other ponies on dating and marriage? I think I’ll need it, and fast.

So knowing that Sombra is able to grow dark crystals by having his horn land on the ground, what do you two think the chances of him coming back are?

Got anymore relatives in the royal army?

You said you got that old uniform from you uncle. Who is your uncle and where is he?

So what do you make of that new palace in Ponyville?

Shining Armor, did you ever have to stop Blueblood from doing anything untoward or dangerous while you were captain of the guard?
 
and
 
Cadance, what is you favorite dessert?

So Shining, I’m a little curious: Why exactly DIDN’T you come with Cadance to visit Twilight during the Star Swirl the Bearded Convention? I asked Cadance about it (I happened to be visiting Ponyville myself at the time), but she didn’t say a word.
 
Also, Shining, did you ever forgive Discord for what he did during the whole Tirek incident? It must’ve been rough having your power drained like that and being unable to protect your wife and sister yet again.
 
One more question. This one’s for Cadance: Is your mane naturally tricolor, or is there dye in it?
 
(To CS: Please separate these questions from each other so that you have room for all three of them)

So what are my chances with a certain pegasus? Last time seemed to go well, though she was a tiny bit angry with me at first because I had her endure one of Twilight’s lectures.
 
Also how can you tell if your date has been replaced by a changeling? Seems to be happening quite a bit from what I hear.
 
 
Bringing up stuff from over 6 months ago…

@Ilsor  
And you. I’ll still consider your question, though.

Princess Cadance, you remember that time you saved the crystal empire from King Sombra, if his horn survived the explosion, does this mean he’s still alive?

I don’t have anything to ask, but I wish you both a really good day!
 
(So many questions have been asked already that it’s hard to come up with new ones… unless I come up with something in the last minute, let this non-question be my entry for this.)

@Celestia’s Servant  
No worries, only light-hearted questions here, because this whole interview idea is entertainment.  
Have a tranquil day!