@Background Pony #E374
Spike: I’ll be by for that back massage later, okay Rarity?
Rarity: Take your time, Spikey.
Twilight: You do what now?
Spike: Like I said, she paid. She gets stressed too.
Twilight: Can I-
Spike: Sorry, two day waiting list. And no cutting in line.
Purely hilarious.
You are a Genius.
Spike: I’ll be by for that back massage later, okay Rarity?
Rarity: Take your time, Spikey.
Twilight: You do what now?
Spike: Like I said, she paid. She gets stressed too.
Twilight: Can I-
Spike: Sorry, two day waiting list. And no cutting in line.
Twi: will a bag full of doggy treats do?
Spike: that’s what the money is for, so let’s do it.
Spike: … but you still need to pay.
Spike: (all dreamily) You can have whatever you want.
Twi: can I have another kiss now?
Spike: Plus, this is Rarity we’re talking about here. No offense.
Spike: She paid for it.