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It’s nothing personal. Just science.

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Ardashir
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

“I-is this going to hurt?”
“No, no, not in the least!… I’ve done this hundreds of time and I never felt a thing.”
Posted Report
Background Pony #FA76
@MJ Nazario  
No, Miss Talking Pony, I expect you to provide me with a college scholarship! Really, you wouldn’t believe what the competition for that is like here at Shiro Ishii Memorial High School.
Cirrus Light
Economist -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under his artist tag

Sciencepone of Science!
@penguincascadia  
I could honestly imagine courts just de facto treating anything sapient as “human”. Would cause issues for differing psychology (should an alien sapient species even fall under human law if their psychology is different enough?), but if it’s similar enough I imagine judges would be somewhat reasonable about it.
 
As unreasonable as courts can be, they generally try to be reasonable. And there’s always “the law you won’t be told” (Jury anollement).
 
Though given Ponies, Griffons, Yaks, Zebras, Minotaurs - Equestria probably just does this automatically.
penguincascadia
Artist -
Wallet After Summer Sale -

Social Security 2100
@Ereiam
 
 
There have been on and off efforts of legal scholars looking into extending human rights to all sapient beings, and under the laws of many countries, you can make a good go at arguing that they already do apply to all human level sapient beings.
Ereiam
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Betrayal! - Betrayed their team for a badge. Shame forever!
Solar Guardian - Refused to surrender in the face of the Lunar rebellion and showed utmost loyalty to the Solar Empire (April Fools 2023).
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
Perfect Pony Plot Provider - Uploader of 10+ images with 350 upvotes or more (Questionable/Explicit)
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.
Cool Crow - "Caw!" An awesome tagger
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - Organization is important.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Monde de merde
@penguincascadia  
Except Twilight isn’t human, so charges of human rights violations won’t stick. Maybe animal cruelty would be more appropriate? Or is Sci-Twi taking advantage of some sort of legal grey area here?
Scrounge
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Since the Beginning  -

nobody's favorite
“If you stay in this dimension too long, your body’s going to disintegrate. Do you know how painful that would be, Twilight Sparkle?”
Background Pony #51C8
Suddenly human Twilight collapses. Looking closer, we find that she has been sniped.
Background Pony #5E6C
Twilight Prime: Before you do something I might regret, I’d like to ask. Is this going to hurt?
 
Human Twilight: Maybe… I’m going to figuratively toss you at wall and see what secrets stick! I guarantee the worst thing you’ll get is a lobotomy. That’s just an hypothesis though, we both know science is filled with occupational hazards.
 
Twilight Prime: (Sarcastically) I should consider myself the luckiest girl in the world.
 
Human Twilight: Yes! Everything is going to be just fine!
Background Pony #B053
“Do you expect me to talk?”
 
“No, Mister Bond. I expect you to DIE!”
Background Human
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

CHS, Class of 20XX
@Ereiam  
A-ha! So you know what this thing is! Don’t play all innocent with me, little pony. We both know you have one too, and if the roles were reversed you’d have already pulled the lever.”