“Flitter, what have you done to yourself?! How could you have allowed yourself to go so far? I doubt if you’ll ever be able to lose all this weight! You may never fly again! Never feel the air current passing beneath your wings! When you stand does your belly touch the ground? Can you even walk? Your belly button is so deep! How do you take a shower? Can you even get into bed or do you just roll onto your stomach and fall asleep? It’s gurgling so loud! How many buckets of ice cream have you eaten today alone, you pig? Can you hear me? Are you listening? Answer me!”

“BUUUUUUUUURP! Please, stop. I can only get so aroused.”

what a cute hog