I remember Obelix doing that in an Asterix comic. Only there it was intended, since they couldn’t leave any cake behind. It was poisoned and they had taken the only antidote.
Maybe you should not have cut the pie like an idiot. Do not just cut one damn uneven wedge out of the thing, cut the entire pie into at least eight approximately equal pieces. This is on you, dumbass Starlight.
This is also probably something I would do