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Announcer: And now it’s time for Schoolhouse Polka with Pinkie. The part of the show where Pinkie comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.
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that’s a wrap
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“It was the biggest, bluest, cleanest, brightest, quickest, newest, roundest, nicest, softest, tallest, toughest, lightest, smoothest, kindest, flattest, tightest, most amazing adjective I’d ever seen!”
“And…”
“I’m done.”
“Interjections? Adverbs?”
“Ah, no.”
“Alrighty.”
accordion solo “Whether, whether, whether, whether, whether you like it or not. Weather, weather, weather, weather, weather is cold, warm and hot!”
“This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Pinkie. Tune in next time to hear Pinkie sing…”
Pinkie: “Oh Homophones! Homophones! Where the toads are towed out on the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!”
Pinkie: I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
With a pair of really soft shoes
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
Bushes that easily bruise.
I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
If the scent will be leaving my nose!
But most likely no.
“Homophones! Homophones! Where the crews come cruising down the plane! Homophones! Homophones! I need my kneaded biscuits plain!”
Pinkie: Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not Weather, weather, weather, weather,Weather is cold, warm and hot
Two, two, two, two
Two of my favorite toys
I’m bringing to, to, to, to
A place the first one enjoys and I like it, too!
Hey watch the language
Yes
Pinkie then enters while playing an accordion