Your comment aged badly

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/487742/mission-failed-well-get-em-next-time
 
It begins

@H.L. Xkcess  
kek

@maverick159  
This aged.

Derail in the comments, indeed.

@The Frowning Pony  

 
How dare you not acknowledge the facts _:p

@Background Pony #4779  
Yeah, from the picture itself I just thought Bonbon had agreed to try it to make Lyra happy, and was having a harder time giving head getting her head around the idea than she expected when she agreed to it.

No Lyra, you were supposed to slay the… never mind.

@Background Pony #4779  
Yeah thought so too. Didnt act on it though

I wouldn’t think this was rape if not for the tags and description, just looks like some really kinky shit. People don’t blush and look like that when they are being raped. Amazing art though, holy shit.

@Background Pony #9A43  

 
Anatomically correct? Dude, their eyeballs take up about 90% of their skull. If we (and you seem to be included here) can blithely ignore the fact that they’re probably too large to be collocated within those heads, we can probably manage to accept some other biological cock-ups (pun very much intended) as a consequence of an image that is primarily intended to be about hot pony suffering.

@Background Pony #9A43  
Jesus  
Fucking  
Christ
 
The attributes MLP characters have in art can be whatever the artist wants them to be.
 
Let me give you a short list of differences between MLP ponies in canon and real-life ponies:  
-> MLP ponies can talk  
-> MLP ponies can hold things in their hooves  
-> MLP ponies can form complex societies  
-> MLP ponies can construct cities full of skyscrapers  
-> MLP ponies can walk on their hind legs  
-> MLP ponies can control objects with their mind, and much much more with magic  
-> MLP ponies can fly  
-> MLP ponies can walk on clouds  
-> MLP ponies can vomit  
-> MLP ponies have round irises  
-> MLP ponies farm rocks  
-> MLP ponies can speak with other animals  
-> MLP ponies can use the power of friendship to rainbow-canon the darkness  
-> etc. etc. etc.
 
But according to you, despite all the really obvious differences between fantastical cartoon characters vaguely resembling equines and actual horses, the one thing that must be the same between them if there’s a visual resemblance is male genitalia.
 
I hate myself for having typed out this much over something so absurd. This is like meeting the r63 satch/dewflower.

@coolycool  
I’m saying you can have one or the other, not one that looks ‘realistic’ but doesn’t act like it; you might as well give them human dicks (a rare thing on this site, honestly). If you want it to make it more human-like, go for it, but why make it look realistic when the MLPs barely act or look like real ponies? It’s like giving a human chimpanzees genitals.
 
If they have horse cock or vagina, have it act like it; humanoid ones (doesn’t have to be 100% human-ish, of course) should behave as a human does. If you want both, then make the genitals a combination of both, much like how the MLPs are a combination of human and equines.
 
(In case you’re wondering, I just find both sets attractive; not sure why anyone else on this site tries to hide it.)
 
“You can keep arguing if you want”
 
Who’s arguing? This is considered an argument? Really? Huh.
 
 
@Hebbocake
 
So—this really is all about giving virtual high-fives.
 
Am I a nuisance, or am I just not agreeing with everyone, and they’re all bending out of shape about it like I came in and kicked their TV or something? It’s not like I’m taking away anything of yours.
 
 
@Background Pony #7058
 
I don’t think the artist cares. In fact, this is giving them traffic to their picture; why would they care?

@Background Pony #9A43  
Because you’re trying to have your cake and eat it too (or however the saying goes.)  
You keep proving how this is not how real horses function, but at the same time, you try to label this bestiality.
 
You’re gonna have to choose here.
 
Also, if there is bestiality on here, leave this image and go to it instead.
 
Anyway, I’m done now. You can keep arguing if you want, but I’m done.

@Background Pony #9A43  
There is a difference in being a general nuisance and annoying and being honest

@coolycool  
Except for the episodes that featured the amulet or Alicorns; sure. If it’s impossible for the amulet to change someone’s gender, then it’s impossible to do so as an Alicorn. I didn’t see any size augmentation spells (and if there were, then I concede; it has been a while). There are things Celestia, Luna and Candance clearly cannot do; their magical abilities are tied to their cutie mark. Twilight can do a bunch because her talent is magic.
 
“If it was, you’d be looking at anatomically correct equines fucking.”
 
So…what this picture about, then? Oh, right—anatomically correct mini-horse sized equines with comically large cocks fucking.
 
“and all those human qualities.”
 
Those aren’t there because of “human qualities”; they’re there because it’s a human fetish.
 
“If you want bestiality, you’re at the wrong place. “
 
HA! You kidding me? Anatomically correct is even a tag on here. There is a myriad upon myriad of threads on this very site that have, in detail, about realistic horse reproduction, anatomy, and biology. There’s even an estrus tag! Dolphins are smart enough not to need it, but sapient equines? Sure—because we still think the MLPs are feral when they’re clearly not.
 
Also—who knew I could accidentally trigger so many people for being honest with myself?

@maverick159
 
@Background Pony #7058  
Yeah you two are right. I’ll drop it now.

Ugh, this kind of stuff in the comments is what lose our community artists sometimes.

Gee, i got out for lunch and then a storm happens. Can’t you all just move on? Everyone got their belives and no belive is better than the other

@Background Pony #9A43  
You have no way of proving that the Alicorn Amulet or Alicorns couldn’t something like that.
 
And no, this is not bestiality. If it was, you’d be looking at anatomically correct equines fucking. Y’know, not ponies who, as you pointed out in your first comment, don’t act like real horses, with their permenantly flared tips or their thrusting and all those human qualities.
 
If you want bestiality, you’re at the wrong place.

@coolycool  
Even magic has limits; the Alicorn Amulet couldn’t do everything, and not even Alicorns are all-powerful.
 
Be real here: the cocks are big because a dude drew this; it’s always flared because want the dick to look bigger to compensate; it slides down her throat because they want it to look like it hurts.
 
” Stop thinking too much”
 
This is considered thinking too much? Whoops.
 
“go watch bestiality mate.”
 
You mean this isn’t? Weird, since they’re ponies with feral genitalia.
 
 
@The Frowning Pony
 
You mean I’m the only one doing that? Aww…

@Background Pony #9A43  
Christ can’t you stop like I already said? You made your point with minor reasoning and that was that. Now it’s done.
 
 
@The Frowning Pony  
Agreed, shaking my head over here.

@The Frowning Pony  
Thank god someone said it… oh wait… everyone has said it…

@The Frowning Pony  
Just the right amount of savage.
 
@Background Pony #9A43  
MLP has magic into it. Why is the cock so big? Magic. Why is it always flared? Magic. Why is it so bendy and able to slide down that throat? Magic! Stop thinking too much into it and beat your meat like everyone else. This is fantasy porn for a reason. If you want real, 100% realistic horsecocks, go watch bestiality mate.

@Background Pony #9A43  
@Background Pony #9A43  
Can you please try to be less autistic, holy shit.