@Background Pony #209A
No, you just have a poor theory of mind and can’t comprehend what headcanons are.
It’s as simple as that.
You’re literally comparing sentient magical beings to animals we have been riding for thousands of years.
This is really, really silly.
@Background Pony #A955 and how would you know that?
…‘cause I know horses? If we’re gonna use real world logic on a magical creature that barely has the same diet and biology of a horse, I’m going to gauge how it’s used.
find that idea really hot.
It’s the equivalent of giving someone a decent-roofie to send them outside where every other mare should be experiencing the same thing at the same time. It’s mind control through hormones that takes away sapience and choice. Why would sapient equines need estrus anyway? Dolphins are smart enough to not need one, so I don’t get why people insist this is a thing. (Sure, I know it’s really because it would be the only way certain people would get laid–not saying you or anyone into this is who I’m pointing at, of course, just some people would completely take advantage of the situation <cough> Chris-chan <cough>–but now you have a baby against your will. Have fun with that.)
It’s like saying human women go into estrus because chimps do; it’s silly. (I don’t mean ovulation, either; that’s a whole other tin can of…gross human paint.)
_ you couldn’t say shit to counter it_
…counter it? This isn’t an attack; it’s called criticism. If the artist is using real world logic on a cartoon horse that acts more like a person than a horse, then so will anyone.
They’re magical talking ponies Anon, no one gives a fuck if their heat cycle is possible or not
You sure seem too. I don’t have an ax to grind here or anything; I’m just stating a fact. Everything’s fine, dude–really.
Though, you would think Twilight would’ve this heat thing in a calendar or something and planned around it or there’d be some kind of magic or remedy made for this situation, since their society would’ve figured out how to counter this by now, but…<fart noise>
depressed≠depression
depressed
? Depression is not the same as sadness.What do you mean? O_o
Trouble was, my pizza was slippery, and sticky, and I had to peel it off in soggy lumps that I shoved into my mouth.
wet.
And hot.
And sticky.
she would feel lovely
Yeah, especially the dripping horse pussy. :)
No, you just have a poor theory of mind and can’t comprehend what headcanons are.
It’s as simple as that.
You’re literally comparing sentient magical beings to animals we have been riding for thousands of years.
This is really, really silly.
:D /) sticky brohoof
Yup. It’s a lovely one.
and how would you know that?
…‘cause I know horses? If we’re gonna use real world logic on a magical creature that barely has the same diet and biology of a horse, I’m going to gauge how it’s used.
find that idea really hot.
It’s the equivalent of giving someone a decent-roofie to send them outside where every other mare should be experiencing the same thing at the same time. It’s mind control through hormones that takes away sapience and choice. Why would sapient equines need estrus anyway? Dolphins are smart enough to not need one, so I don’t get why people insist this is a thing. (Sure, I know it’s really because it would be the only way certain people would get laid–not saying you or anyone into this is who I’m pointing at, of course, just some people would completely take advantage of the situation <cough> Chris-chan <cough>–but now you have a baby against your will. Have fun with that.)
It’s like saying human women go into estrus because chimps do; it’s silly. (I don’t mean ovulation, either; that’s a whole other tin can of…gross human paint.)
_ you couldn’t say shit to counter it_
…counter it? This isn’t an attack; it’s called criticism. If the artist is using real world logic on a cartoon horse that acts more like a person than a horse, then so will anyone.
They’re magical talking ponies Anon, no one gives a fuck if their heat cycle is possible or not
You sure seem too. I don’t have an ax to grind here or anything; I’m just stating a fact. Everything’s fine, dude–really.
Though, you would think Twilight would’ve this heat thing in a calendar or something and planned around it or there’d be some kind of magic or remedy made for this situation, since their society would’ve figured out how to counter this by now, but…<fart noise>
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.
Like beasts
How else would two animals fuck.
Edited
TOO LATE.
jk, dw
Goddamn it no, I was just joking! Just go with the good old summer heat cycle, pls.
So that’s why Anon has been sending Celestia all these stodgy sweets…