Crazy Headcanons

@Scrounge
 
And woe betide them when they drew Starswirl into their hat war…

The Human 6 were pulled into the same Limbo as the Pillars during Mirror Magic.
 
They all played Duck Duck Goose until the humans were freed.
 
Afterwards the Pillars went back to playing Limbo until they were freed.
 
PoS was not invited either time.

@Binkyt11
 
I’m afraid I have no idea what that’s referencing. Given the context, I’m a tad apprehensive about asking.

@Dustcan  
The natural residents of Limbo enjoy playing Hide and Go Seek, but only while others are not looking.

@FrustrationInExcelsis  
It was from years ago, but there was a… special plushie of Lyra that was made. The reason was that it had a specially made hole in the plot. While it had a very, veeery obvious use, that didn’t stop people and artists from getting creative with it in non-lewd ways.

The real reason Grand Pear didn’t try to reconnect with Pear Butter for so long was that he tried to much earlier but while on the flight from Vancoover to Ponyville, he started freaking out about Gremlins on the wing of the plane and tried to fight it on, forcing them to land early in another town and this incident gave Grand Pear a massive fear of flying.

Moondancer does not like Starlight because she recognizes her as the mare who would stalk her inside the books she would read, then disappear without a trace (literally).
 
It turns out Starlight found out about Haycartes’ method, and after many tries, learned it by sheer determination and motivation to get her revenge and would use it to find out any information about this supposed “former friend” of Twilight Sparkle. She learned that this was past friend that Twilight actually failed, and was gleeful to use this against the princess. But then, Starlight saw a pamphlet one day that Moondancer owned that stated Twilight was lecturing at Celesia’s school and Moondancer herself was the presenter. Huh? Weren’t they enemies? It turns out they made amends, and made Starlight more bitter and angry than ever. If she had any doubts about going to the extent of time-travelling to enact her revenge, they were gone now. She gets to have her old friend back, and Starlight can’t? Soon Twilight won’t have any friends at all!

Discord and the rest of the draconequus race (if there are others) do not like Doctor Hooves at all. The exact details of their conflict aren’t known, but Doctor Hooves is forbidden from being within 50 leagues of any draconequus, and Fluttershy’s presence is the only thing that has kept Discord from attacking the good doctor.  
_{This is not a reference to Doctor Who, but it’s a reference to something that is referencing Doctor Who. If anyone gets it, I’ll be surprised.}

@Scrounge  
I understood that reference. Professor Paradox is best character.

@Scrounge  
I don’t know you reference, don’t really need to, but I still like your headcanon.

@ImRaidAccount  
Nicely done.
 
 
@Ping_chan  
Thanks.
 
…I’m still wondering if we’re ever going to find out if there are/were other draconequii.

Harshwhinny is lonely.

@Scrounge
 

 
For what it’s worth, I highly doubt it. I don’t think it’s very likely that we’ll get an origins episode for Discord, but if we do I think it’s likeliest that he’d turn out to be a unique being. I don’t think it’s impossible that there ever were other draconequi, but… I don’t know, it just never struck me as very likely.

In GTA parallel universe, Discord is depicted as an alcohol addict and reckless taxi driver

I still believe that Pharynx was already giving love all along, since he was a child at least. He never expresses being hungry at any point in the episode, despite Thorax presumably banning love feeding. He has a different shade and more gem coloured wings, similar to Thorax after he became friends with Spike. He expressed love for his brother in the way he protected him and tried to toughen him up, but because he never embraced the concept of giving love, it didn’t trigger the big change.

Sunset and Starlight are attached to and overall think highly of Princess Twilight because they both view her as their saviour of sorts.
 
This was going to be discussed in Mirror Magic but there wasn’t time.

Berry punch has been struggling with severe alcoholism for a good few years, and it has ruined a lot of things in her life. She often suffered form things like depression and panic attacks because of it, and almost even died form it.
 
Thankfully, she was able to get help, and has now gone sober. The only time she deals with alcohol, is either making drinks at her bar, or having a small drink for special occasions.

if humans live in this world, they live in a medieval fantasy style of kingdom on a level comparable to pony civilization but more practical and defensive in architecture. Not only that, but if they exist, then there are other humanoid races like dwarves and elves nearby

@Sufficienttosay
 
In such an event, centaurs are also found living in the same area. This routinely leads to debates and speculation regarding the origins of such equine-human chimeras. The most popular theory is that they’re literal equine-hominid hybrids, something usually assumed to have come about through magical mixing of separate creatures rather than through the more… traditional way of doing these things.
 
This is all a load of bullshit, of course. Centaurs are a perfectly natural race of mix-and-match creatures in the same vein as manticores, chimeras, griffons and sphinxes, and with only the most distant biological relationship to either humans or ponies. Doesn’t stop the gossip, but what can you do.
 
The fact that these rumors have persisted as long as they have in the face of all facts and likelihood is something that ponies, humans and centaurs alike find less than amusing. It’s generally advisable not to bring up the issue to their faces.

Spike enjoys geodes for their “mystery flavor” aspect. Unfortunately, they’re hard to tell apart from normal rocks without opening them up and ruining the surprise, so he can’t enjoy them as often as he might like to.
 
@FrustrationInExcelsis  
I don’t think it necessarily would need to be an origin story. It’d be just like Discord to brush the whole matter off as “You didn’t ask.”

This may already be someone’s fanfic, actually. I’d probably read it.
 
Someday, passage between the human and pony worlds will be much more common. At some point between then and now, a sort of intermediate step will be established, involving control over who may go through the portal, and how many at a time. Sunset and Twilight will act as guide between the two, giving basic information about the differences between pony and human bodies that will come in handy immediately, like changing whether or not horns and wings are present, and the change between being a quadruped and being a biped so ponies don’t spend their first few seconds as a human galloping off on all fours.
 
Lyra will be the first non-main pony to be allowed into the human world. She’ll be a bit miffed when she encounters Sunset, however, as what she remembers most vividly of Sunset is asking her if she’d like to have lunch with her and her friends and being rudely brushed off (compare Twilight, who was more apologetic about not attending the party for Moondancer). But Sunset will sincerely apologize, and Lyra will accept it easily.
 
The Bon Bons will be there on both sides to see their respective friends off, and meet the other version.
 
Pony Lyra will also come out clothed differently from Human Lyra, and Human Lyra will be wearing something upon emerging, which is relatively unusual for Pony Lyra, but not unheard of.

@Sufficienttosay  
Imagine if the Equestrian world was actually endless, kinda like a almost endless minecraft map,  
Maybe or maybe not with the tripy glitchy end of the map.  
But like with different spots of the world occupied with unique creatures,  
So you only find ponies, griffons and dragons found occuring once in unique areas,  
So if a pony explorer left the pony lands and ventured past the part of the map we now of,  
And kept on going in a straight line away from Equestria,  
The chance of finding ponies again would be minimal and they would keep on finding new creatures,  
But by going in a straight line as long as possible they would never find home ever again…

@Ping_chan  
Austraeoh. How far around the world has Rainbow Dash gone? Or is it like you just said?

@Ping_chan
 
I’m liking this idea! Especially if you do include the weird glitches like the Far Lands that you used to get at the edges of maps…
 
This actually reminds me of this one fanfic I’ve been meaning to reread, _A Dream of Dawn. If I’m remembering things correctly, it had it that the world is flat, and that the further you get from the center of it the more esoteric and metaphysical things got, like a land entirely made of shadows where the changelings came from, and eventually you can get to places like the literal afterlife if you go far enough.
 
At least that’s the general idea of it. It’s been a while since I last read it, so I may be misremembering some details.