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There’s an old joke that goes:
When Yuri Gagarin returned to Earth after his spaceflight, he was of course a guest of honour at parties around the Soviet Union. At one particularly lavish affair, the Bishop of Moscow asked him if he had seen God while he was up in the heavens. Gagarin replied that he had looked and looked, but had not seen God. The Patriarch blushed and said “Oh dear - please don’t tell anyone”
Shortly after this a communist party honcho spoke to Gagarin, and after some small talk he also asked if Gagarin had seen God. Mindful of the Bishop’s request, Gagarin claimed that he had indeed, white beard and halo and all. The party official blushed and said “Oh dear - please don’t tell anyone”