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I will not eat a fried changeling
I will not eat them with low-salt Spam
I will not eat them, You-I-Am.
I will not eat them with a spork
(though I might stab them with a fork)
I will not eat them with hot sauce
(though in your eyes that sauce I’ll toss)
I will not eat them! Epic fail!
I will not eat them in your jail.
I will not eat them, if you please
(though they smell good topped with cheese)
Even with a hole-cheese just like Swiss
Kind of like your legs there, Miss
I will not eat them, She-Who’s-Fakin’
I might eat YOU though (with some bacon).
He would not, could not, with the Queen.
slow clap
“I’m going to make you breakfast” is a frightening promise, from Chryssy.
Indeed. She made fresh eggs herself.
I do not like green eggs like this!
He will not, will not, with a goat.
He will not eat them in the rain.
He will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let him be!
He does not like them in a box.
He does not like them with a fox.
He will not eat them in a house.
He does not like them with a mouse.
He does not like them here or there.
He does not like them anywhere!