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Mind the rules about commenting please.
Rarity: What!?
Guard: No, like, I’ve got sperm on the brain, like there’s so much it’s keeping me from remembering. I mean, not literally sperm on my brain, but like it’s occupying my, uh…I’m saying if you get some of it out of me, then maybe my brain will work and remember and stuff, like you want it to.
Rarity: …I see. Do you two want to try this?
Guard 2: Ma’am, standing and scowling is all we’ve ever known. I don’t think we’re going to do better.
Guard 3: I wan’ fuck th’ pritty-mare!!
Guard 2: Okay, not much better.
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