WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!

This would make for an AWESOME disaster-comedy fanfic!
 
Here’s the plot:
 
(Que Lemony Narration)
 
A year before Twilight first came to Ponyville, Princess Celestia, relying on a senile old adviser, starts a secret “agency” to control monsters in Equestria. To do this, she randomly selects four locals from Canterlot - Sweetie Drops, an earth pony candy maker, Donut Joe, a unicorn donut baker, Moondancer, a unicorn student and A. K. Yearling, a pegasi archeology professor. Forest Spirit a earth pony ranger/maple syrup maker from the Whitetail Wood and Night Glider, a pegasi pizza delivery pony from Los Pegasas, joined the team that became known as…
 
THE OMEGA MONSTER GROUP - aka OMG! That’s right everypony - the name says it all!
 
Given little training, a shoestring budget and outdated information, they were tasked to deal with errant monsters like belligerent Bugbears, hungry Hydras, sleepy Dragons, whiny Manticores, slimy Smoozes, creepy Changelings and swishy Sea Serpents.
 
But seriously - look at their backgrounds. Sad, huh. It’s like as if Sun Butt (we’ll refer to the good Princess Celestia as that from here on) was starting the Equestrian version of Homeland Security. And as such, the inevitable result of it all was…
 
A disaster. An embarrassing, humiliating, costly and messy disaster. But I bet it so fun to watch! Sadly, OMG was shut down just shortly before Twilight formed her Fellowship Of Friendship, who in turn ended up having to clean up OMG’s messes. All mention of OMG’s activities and existence is officially denied, dis-acknowledged and totally classified. It’s former operatives are never to speak of OMG and it’s ruinous legacy!
 
…mainly to protect Sun Butt’s kiss-ass reputation. Also, because of all that Manticore dung - that stuff was HORRIBLE - but as long as Sun Butt doesn’t step in it, and stink, then everything is all peach smoothies and rainbow stickers!:D
 
But for the unfortunate members of OMG, HOW BAD WAS IT?
 
Donut Joe went back to work at his shop, and developed a drinking problem. He’s getting better now, with help from Spike, who is the only one who knows of Joe’s misadventures. Even then, because of the secrecy of OMG, Spike never tells Twilight or anypony else - despite the fact that it may have helped them. But when you have a customer who gets drunk on DONUTS, then you’re probably going to want to put down the cider…
 
Sweetie Drops changed her name to Bon Bon and moved to Ponyville and started a new candy shop there employing her niece, Twist, as an apprentice. Her friendship with Lyra is the only thing that keeps her sane - and the reason why she mentioned OMG to her alone. That, and copious amounts of weed. Seriously - she’s friends with LYRA!
 
Forest Spirit returned to her beloved Whitetail Wood, protecting the forest and making maple syrup. Sadly, she’s become even more of a recluse than before - she’s rarely seen in Ponyville except when she’s delivering Maple Syrup - and even then she rarely speaks to others and NEVER to Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon. Partly because of OMG, and partly because of her thick French-Canadian accent. Oops!
 
AK Yearling left Canterlot and traveled the world in search for fortune and glory. Learning from the sorry experiences from her misadventures at OMG, she is doing much better and finances her new adventures with novels based on those very adventures - but with Daring Do being the name of the heroine in the books. But thanks to a certain annoying rainbow-haired Pagasi fan accidently exposing her, she is now on the lam for unpaid back-taxes. Because we all know Sun Butt needs the money, right? RIGHT?!
 
MoonDancer, already depressed and disillusioned from her time at OMG, finally snapped when Twilight Sparkle would not attend her party. Thus, up until recently, she was an unemployed bookworm shut-in at her decrepit house, living off her meager student trust. She’s getting better now - but even then, she never mentioned OMG to Twilight, which is why it was so hard to turn MoonDancer around. But considering all the horrid crap she’s been through with OMG, even I would be a stubborn bitch too!
 
Finally, Night Glider completely lost her mind, and after a short stint in the loony bin, left to join a strange cult in a remote part of Equestria. Word has it she still lives there even though the cult has been dissolved, it’s evil leader been driven off. Whatever she’s doing now, she must be as high as balls. After all, she WAS a pizza delivery pony…
 
 
There. I’ll let you all have fun with that!:)

@Arcshod  
So op did.

That Con Mane pic is edited. It’s from about 11:00 in the episode, and there’s nothing on it. I’m very disappointed in you, OP.

it has been confirmed by Larson that this was indeed a true lies reference

Ponilminati confirmed!

@PonyPon  
Oh sorry, The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows.

@Stotter  
Ah, geez.

But Joe was only a spy in Pinkie’s imagination. So unless..wait, The One Where Pinkie Knows is an upcoming episode according to leaks.

 
Dear god, it all makes sense.

@JP  
Having a plant of your own in a national contest to ensure it goes smoothly sounds like a good idea.
 
Or he’s a former agent that kept some of the gear.

@Legioner8  
I imagined a Space Marine secret agent trying to infiltrate ordinary human settlement. It was amusing.

But what did the cake have to do with anything?! That’s the real question.

@Background Pony #3BD6  
Indeed, but it was often used as such. Just like we use “A” to mean 1, you know?

@Gungelion  
good call!  
that one was was a gold circle too, right?

@Lawful Girly  

 
Omega is the last letter of Greek alphabet, not some special symbol.

You’re forgetting the secret door in the treehouse that had the book about the cloning pond.

…It’s a horseshoe print, versus the Greek symbol for ‘final/ultimate’ (with added Biblical significance). Pretty lame as a conspiracy, even if it is a parody.