Ya didn’t chooze da ork life  
Da ork life choose you

Ugh, I can tell this is just going to touch off ANOTHER crusade to figure out what KIND of Ork she is.
 
“Ah wonder if Ah can be one o’dem Loota fellers.”  
(Cue Apple Bloom being thrown around from the recoil of a deffgun)  
“Nope. Oh, Ah know! Stormboy! Er… Stormgurl?”  
(Apple Bloom shoots off into the sky strapped to a rokkit, crashing into a Squiggoth’s rump)  
“Yeah, that wasn’t happenin’. Ah ain’t a pegasus, why should Ah try to fly? I should be a Runtherd!”  
(Apple Bloom starts getting beaten up by Gretchin)

This reminds me of another image, you might want to click it to read it at full size.  
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@40kponyguy  
She is already red though, so she should go faster. We’ll get her propa orky in due time.

NOW DAT’S ROIGHT AN’ PROPA ORKY

Too bad she’s not a healthy shade of green….

@DrCoolcabbage  
Also lootin’ and recyclin’ stuff from battlefields.

Nah.  
If she were an Orks she would go charging off without thinking of the consequences to her own safety …. Oh wait.

Her special talent is krumpin’ dem humies!