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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY
BUTTON MASH
VS.
THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERRRRD!
BEGIN!
BUTTON MASH
VS.
THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERRRRD!
BEGIN!
Source
not provided yet
(Sorry for the slow reply)
The Nerd
You think you’re goddamn clever, you piece of pony crap!?
I’d also rather listen to Crazy Bus, than you trying to fucking rap!
At least I got a movie, with better reviews!
Sweetie Belle told me that she rather play E.T than with you!
Call me old but at least I still have my fans to watch my back!
I got Jontron, the guitar guy, and all of ScrewAttack!
Your chance of winning is lower than controlling Dick Tracy’s Car
I’d compare you to the Irate Gamer but even I won’t go that far!
So I’m old, then respect your damn elders, you brown poop smear
Learn to be a good colt, and fucking fetch me my beer!
Button
Ooooh, poop jokes, never heard those before!
At least my own game-accessories didn’t knock me on the floor!
Your nerd-flank got kicked by R.O.B., Pat, and the Nostalgia Critic,
Give Angry Joe a call and ask to borrow HIS analytics!
I’m loved by all and hated by none,
While people watch you scream and suffer just for fun,
Talk about my mama? Well go right ahead!
You’re just mad cause she’s seen more girls than YOU’LL ever bed!
You’re yesterday, Nerd, extinct like the terrible lizards,
The only thing more outdated than you are movies like The Wizard!
Who the fuck are you to judge me, you little pony brat?!
Get out of here before I take a shit in your stupid-ass hat!
I’m warning the whole world from shitty-ass games!
While you got a cease and desist, can your luck even more fucking lame?
I can beat hard-ass villains from Bowser to Ganon
Your whorse of a mom’s not even canon!
Go drink your shitty juice and cry
At least my voice isn’t high like PubiePie’s!
Your chance as a series will never happen again
You’re a bigger shit stain than LJN!
Sorry for the double post, cat jumped on the keyboard. :P Anyway, after that pic this was supposed to follow…
Anyway, I’ll tell you what. Next time I get drunk and decide to make one of these, I’ll do it without the intro, which in my defense I wasn’t aware was some faux pas when making these things. Deal?
No, not happy, not until these stop being posted without someone starting them right away, it’s just stupid otherwise.
Never thought someone would make a civil case over a joke. XD But alright, tell you what. If it will make you feel better, here’s a little something to start things up. If people pick it up then great, and if not oh well. Wouldn’t be the first time one of these were a dud.
Button
Hey Nerd! What’s the word?
Oh right, the games you play are so absurd!
Dated graphics, bad controls, and chores to play
No wonder your commenters talk about Mike’s d!ck all day!
Swearing and pretending to drink, you call yourself a gamer?
You were beat by Bugs Bunny, your gimmick couldn’t be lamer!
Bronies say that my adventures coming back would be much preferred
While nobody’s asking to go back to calling you “The Angry Nintendo Nerd”
You ditched what made you cool for James and Mike Mondays?
And you wonder why PewDiePie is the most subscribed Youtuber today
Happy now? :p
Doesn’t matter, if there isn’t anything to start it then it shouldn’t be posted, so if you don’t think any one will do anything with it and you will not even try to start it off then don’t bother with the post.
Hey, if somebody wants to rhyme off I won’t stop them. It all depends on whether or not enough people like the idea, when in and of itself is a bit of a crapshoot. I never was very good at those “Guess what I’m thinking” type games. :P
I said this a few time, if you don’t expect anyone to rhyme off for this then DON’T POST IT, that’s the draw of this whole thing…
Nah, I don’t actually expect anyone to rhyme off in the comments. I was hammered, watched some ERBs and then some AVGN, and I thought this would be funny.