@Kanrabat  
Agreed. There’s crazies of all kinds.
 
@redweasel  
OMG! Bunnie cleavage! That’s to TV-Y7 for children to see!  
(Y’know, 4Kids actually edited out Rouge’s cleavage line, and reduced her chest size in some “Sonic X” episodes they localized. …And yes, Rouge-fans were NOT pleased.)

@Beau Skunky
 
now bunni on the other hand, hoo boy!
 

@OneOverTwo
 
Nah, the extremist position to take is the Final Solution.

@Kanrabat  
Gasp! Such an extremist solution this “Kanrabat” proposes! Commit that person IMMEDIATELY!
 
I am joking, of course. Though, taken literally, I’m pretty sure that would be an extremist opinion.

@Beau Skunky
 
No matter from which crowds, any extremists are just fucked up people who need to be commited

@Kanrabat  
Ironically, alot of christians actually aren’t like that, my parents are christian, and quite the opposite. I do see “hippie atheist/new-age” soccer-mom types also like that though, so it’s not just the “religious” crowd who act like that.

@GigaBowser
 
@rogerSnow
 
@Kanrabat
 
The book is called one-star reviews. I think it’s still on amazon

Please, show us the cover of that review book. I bet it’s something like “Christian Soccer Mom’s guide to pure and bible approved toys”.

@GigaBowser  
Looked around, reverse image search, didn’t find shit. Everybody just posts it and no one says where they found it.

@Beau Skunky  
What a soccer nanny…

@GigaBowser  
It’s also old as hell; I don’t remember where it’s from, but it has definitely been around for awhile.

Wooow, nice source. Where is this actually from? It looks like a book or something making fun of bad reviews

@SeraphimDawn  
Not likely, I remember on DA a guy posted a few old reviews of cartoons from the ‘90s from an old magazine.  
The lady reviewer put down many now-beloved “children of the ‘90s” cartoons like “Real Monsters,” and Sonic SatA.M. (Even stating it was a “shameless commercial for Nintendo.” Hilarious considering this was 1994. She also complained about Sonic’s “squirrel girlfriend” in it having “visible cleavage” which was odd, ‘cause she didn’t.)
 
She even cited stuff like “America’s Funniest Videos,” and “Beavis & Butthead as “bad/innapropriate” shows for kids. (Despite B&B not being a kid show in the first place, but AMV was surprisingly quite family-friendly, even more-so back then.) What did she recommend for children/families of the mid-’90s?  
Stuff like Barney the Purple Dinosaur, and “The Nanny”… (Shows I hated as a kid.)

This has to be a joke…

“This toy may give them nightmares”
 
Win, or fail?

Seeing things like this make me doubt today’s parents, and the media…
 
If li’l boys can have a Shredder from TMNT action figure, (ever seen how creepy/badass the new Nick TMNT Shredder is?) li’l girls can have Nightmare Moon. They like villains to, and love them being hammy, and evil.
 
“My star barets are fabulous!” Yeah, that’s really scary material there…
 
@rogerSnow  
Not all parents are like that, (mine were very conservative, yet allowed my sister and I to watch PG-13, and even some Rated-R movies when we were little. They never really tried to “censor” anything for us, and gave us choices to watch we want, or wouldn’t want) but yeah some nowadays try to shelter kids to much… (Some even still think some Disney movies with death, and such kids shouldn’t watch oddly.)

Wat. ಠ_ಠ

Granted, “I love my star barretts!” was a pretty evil thing to say….

I’m imagining a scenario where a little boy is forced to go to the house of a little girl & deciding the can grin & bear it at least a bit when they find this toy press the button & it lets out one of the eviler sounding quotes.

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“Being alive is detrimental to your children’s well-being: 1/5” XD

@PonyPon  
No, people just turn into retards when they have kids and see them as incapable of handling anything at all.

Nightmare Moon confirmed for being brutally metal.

This seems like it should be a page in Cards Against Humanity’s pamphlet, Your Emails Are Bad And You Should Feel Bad.

Must be some frail-hearted kids.