@Keith Mowz  
Women’s clothing usually doesn’t have real pockets because fashion is bullshit, and robbers aren’t suddenly going to become sex offenders just because boobs are involved; if that’s what they were after, that’s what they came for, and the robbery is a sideline.
 
…Used to know a chesticamammical lady who carried a derringer in her mighty cleavage in the ’70s-‘80s, and used it on a mugger once by telling him she was reaching in there to get her cash roll and then shooting him in the heehaws instead. Says the sheriff’s deputies laughed the whole time they were carting his sorry ass away and interviewing her.

@TexasUberAlles  
I have never understood why women tend to do that.
 
It seems like its encouraging people to be sexually assaulted while being robbed. Enough women do it that I’d have to assume most muggers would look there.

Expert opinion on chest-flap sweaters from my Rather Quite Boobentatious Wife: “Yeah, it seems silly, but sometimes The Girls get hotter than the rest of me and could use a cooldown. Also I could keep my wallet in there year-round that way without having to ruin the neckline.”

I don’t think practicality was the idea, dear.

No shit