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Ripple_Shine
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“Look here, kids, sometimes you have to draw pervy art in order to make a buck so you can eat, other times, you do it because you think it’s hot. I went with the latter.”
Background Pony #005E
I don’t see that being a hard thing to explain, once they know the birds and the bees.
Imawhale
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

He’ll put them on his lap and flat out say
 
“Well kids, your dad is a porn artist.”
 
then those kids will carry on his legacy.
Scoot
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

These comments are full of hateful douchebaggery.
 
On the topic, something in line with “when I was young I was one of the most popular artist in a huge fandom with tons of people who appreciate my work”
EQUINE_excite
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

“Somedays, my boy, you want just want to sit on the porch and wonder about the mysteries of life in a sunny afternoon.  
And other days, you just wanna draw horse dicks. It’s one of those mysteries I mentioned.”
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
Duck - Niggoslav_Kwaczyk
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Drinky_Butt
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

#ChanYe2028
he’ll take them aside and say “When two ponies love each other very much, kind of like when daddy loves you but a little different…”
 
and then suddenly tumblr is aflame once again.
Yurp
Artist -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Maybe his future kids will grow up around that stuff and he’ll never even explain it, like this will be framed in his house …
 
which will be hilarious when their friends come over
Registered Anon
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Squirrel - Had a squirrel badge before it was cool
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Drama in the comments
What if he doesn’t have kids? He could have relatives who find his porn, but who knows, they might be supportive of it and okay with it.
Zombie_Trotsky
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Implying he’ll want to have kids or will find someone who will have kids with him, anyway.
 
Anyway, maybe “It was a phase. You’ll go through it when you’re old enough, too.”