How immortal would I be if I did DAILY?!

@Scrounge 

 
it’s because he’s confusing it with meth.

I’m just surprised he can do math.

@Soul scribe  
It says twice a week…

I will live %2148

Ahem… Um… Twice a day… Every day… Means….
 
14 X 52 X 7…
 
Dear good

@DashingJack  
I laughed so hard at that my nose hurts.

Maybe that is why Betty White is still alive.

I’m headed to the afterlife. Enjoy your planet, losers!

@TexasUberAlles  
Well, at least it’s good for something.

I’m also immortal.

@TexasUberAlles  

@Registered Anon  
@Background Pony #F972  
I don’t recall any thorough studies of the phenomenon in women aside from a few that attempted to measure endorphin release and supposed elevation of mental acuity and extrapolate from there, but it’s long been known that frequent ejaculation boosts testosterone levels in men and improves prostate health by “exercising” the gland and keeping the vas deferens and seminal vesicles lubricated, leading to a measurable decrease in the likelihood of developing prostate cancer.
 
TL;DR, whackin’ it is good for you, and that’s just Science Fact.

That plus this  
 
And you will ascend above the Gods!

How can that apply to human masterbating?

@lasty  
Yeah. Too bad it doesn’t work this way in real life. I assume.

So doing the maths, if twice a week is 20%, then by dumbass logic, ten times a week is 100% percent. So Flash whacks off once in the morning and once in the evening every weekday, then takes the weekends off for his dick to heal.

@Animegx43  
Headcanon accepted. So, so accepted.

This is why Celestia and Luna are over 1000 years old.

Flash Sentry may die, but Fap Sentry is forever.

Flash Sentry will never be gone, he will live forever, so long as he keeps clippity-clopping!
 
CLOP ON, SOLDIER!!!

Pffffhahahaha! XD

Who isn’t?

I have inside me blood of kings!