@C Money
The good ending

I would love to raise a little satyr with you, Tia.

Hey, you’re the one who didn’t want me to use the condom! This is on your head, Princess!

Damn son, you in trouble!

This is great! We’ve been talking about having a kid for a while, and that’s been accidentally settled!  
Celestia returns to normal  
Celestia, embarrassed/confused: W-what?  
Remember? We joked around about it once, but I brought it up again a week before that fantastic night! But your excitement broke the condom, and the pill apparently wasn’t strong enough for your natural alicorn system. Think about it. We have everything we could possibly need for the child, and we have love. It’s perfect!  
Celestia: That’s right, we were more into each other than we usually are… And you’re already a secret… You’re Right, IT’S PERFECT!  
deep kissing happens… Then secks

@Background Pony #FFAD  
taught*
 
FTFY

@Japanese Teeth  
puts on sunglasses  
Sorry. I was eating a Milky Way, and she wanted me to be hers.

bursts into flames as well CALM THE F*CK DOWN CELLY, YOU CAME ONTO ME, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Calm down, Celly. At least you have an heir now.

Panel 1: “What does that mea-”  
Panel 2: “… Oh, fuck me. Ah, no! I… I mean, “fuck me”, but more SAFELY this time?”

@PkFireAlpha  
Look closely. One is square and one is round.

I don’t get it. The symbols look exactly the same. What’s the difference?

@Background Pony #E14F  
considering how I was raised, not really, my dad took care of me the same way my mom did if not better and teached me how to do the things myself, making me self sufficient.

She should predicted that  
Also it’s not a good thing to hurt a future father  
Fillies need both parents, ain’t they?

@klystron2010  
It’s protected. It can handle it.

inb4 abortion via boiling amniotic fluid

@441TheSecond  
>implying you’re the only one that would want her child

@Japanese Teeth  
That is my new headcanon for this piece.

@Japanese Teeth  
This makes more sense

Weirdly enough, since her reaction is more unrestrained anger than anything else, this makes me imagine that the pregnancy test is Luna’s, and she’s about tear you a new hole for knocking up her sister.

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@Background Pony #4192  
Unfortunetly,not just this fandom.Its spreading like wild fire across many fandoms.From Game Grumps to NGE to Pokemon to AoT.It just won’t die.

@anonymous-pony  
Honestly, that implies that my first answer towards seeing Celestia holding a pregnancy test wouldn’t be “Welp, gotta find myself a job”.