Me: why you gonna snuggle yourself?

@Background Pony #BB05  
I read an article once that said there are in practice only two things that most people would do upon meeting themselves - fight each other, or have sex with themselves.
 
It posited the idea that anything else, such as talking to yourself, would be pointless, since you already know what the other you would say, and went on to describe why fighting yourself would in fact be similarly pointless (as you’d be far too evenly matched), leaving the one remaining option - to have sex with your other self.
 
Not sure I agree with the logic in that one, but that’s what the article said basically, reproduced and sypnosised from memory. :)

“I need an adult”

@DudeManGuy  
Ew, TMI.

If I met an exact copy of myself, we’d probably end up beating each other senseless because we’d find it hilarious.

You’ll go blind if you do that.

I snuggle myself every night. I tell myself “no” but I know I want it.