@Mori  
germany invaded russia in the spring time but they took too long to take it over

@Background Pony #FE30  
so equestria is in Deutschland? Sehr gut

Are they gonna send us to their funcentration camps?

The Mirror Pool was condemned as a weapon of mass destruction shortly thereafter.

Pinkie Pie Clone #6:“I have a great idea! How about we attack Russia in Winter?”  
Pinkie Pie:“What?! No, no, no! This is a ter-!”  
Pinkie Pie Clone #2:“Yay! Russia in Winter! Think about all the fun we would have!”  
All Pinkie Pie Clones:“Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!”

Sieg Smeil!!

@Background Pony #FE30  
Yeah… syphilis apparently does that.

“And eventually we’ll attack Russia, even though they totally have to numbers to sacrifice like ten of their guys to every one of ours. Also, no bombing RAF facilities, that’s too smart and nowhere NEAR evil enough. Just bomb their cities and shit. Oh, and if I happen to be asleep when the allies launch the most massive invasion in history and our tank battalions are only capable of intercepting them on my authority, don’t wake me. Imma go shoot up heroine now.”