In what universe is Cheese Sandwich and hardware stores NOT a Weird Al reference?

@Background Pony #C3A2  
Well, some speculate Luna lives up there, and has a castle built there. (With bat pony servants, no doubt.)
 
I guess when you lived some place for 1,000 years it kinda becomes “home.”

how in the world do you open a hardware store on the moon? a better question is is it really that smart considering the fact that the moon is a cold silent wasteland.

@Dashole  
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And every 27th customer gets a ball-peen hammer free.

…..yeah, when i got to the business part i thought of this:

@Prof.NightJack  
The same kind that sells allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters  
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters  
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires  
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers  
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters  
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters  
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables  
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles  
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication  
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation  
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors  
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors  
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers  
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers  
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers  
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

@Sorait  
What kind of hardware store sells video games?

@soundtea  
How else would you expect Luna to get into videogames?

Nice one.

I like how Trixie’s kinda a deadpan-snarker in this Tumblr series.

Even on the moon apparently.

Cool Story.