@Deon Miller  
I gotta remember not to go full pidgin on the internet. Or post while drunk…
 
Basically, here in Hawaii nobody except ultra-white tourists call those things on her feet anything except slippers. I’d never even heard them called flip-flops or sandals until I was like 20. The rest is a tongue in cheek rant about the very real systematic overthrow of the Hawaiian Kingdom by Americans in the late 1800’s that lead to the illegal annexation of the territory in the 1960’s.

@Wafflecannon  
Um, how can I say “I have no fucking clue what you’re saying” without offending you?

brah all dese haoles calling um sandals  
she trying fo dress hawaiian kine so she wearing slippahs  
RUBBAH SLIPPAHS
 
All dese haoles like take my `aina, throw da queen off her throne with da marines and put hotel anykine place  
and den tell me i stay wearing sandals  
I KU MAU MAU  
I KU WA

Sexy sandals she’s wearing……..

@ArrJaySketch  
Someone should vectorize this!

@ArrJaySketch  
Eeyup!

It is nice to see them with normal feet, though.

@Background Pony #715D  
Oh wait. I forgot Applejack.

Okay, OP, we get it.