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Antonyourknee
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A waste of biomatter
“So…just stand here in my underwear and I’ll get paid?”  
“Spike your not “standing around”.Your modeling!Very different I assure you.”  
“So how long is your painting gonna take,I get cramps just doing nothing you know?”  
“Spike fear not I’m an a professional! Just pose and let the majesty of your perfect draconic physic be recorded for all the pony eyes on the world to see!”  
“(Whispers to self)Why can’t you just take a picture…!?Hey I thought you said this was a private session! Why’s that mare here?”  
“Hmm? Oh her,she heard I was painting the worlds most dragon like piece of beef and offered to pay me to watch. Being the starving artist that I am I agreed.”  
“What!You said that that this would be private!”  
“Celestia he’s even hotter up close”  
“I can’t work like this”  
“You won’t be working spike I will,besides the finished product is going to be shown publicly, what does it matter to you if a few other ponies manage to see the genesis of this art.Besides you know how many stallions wish a mare would give them their eyes like they do to you?I know I do”  
“It’s still not…wait a”few”other ponies?”  
“Oh yeah you see I told my friends about this here modeling session going on and then they told their friends and before you know it…”(sound from hallway)quit shoving!,I wanna see first,how much did it cost again to see the beef spike? My overies feel like their gonna explode!Spikes here alright., Muffins!  
“They all better peppered to pay”  
“This so not going to be private is it”  
“No sugar,I don’t think any of them mares will forget this for the rest of their lives.Mmmm hmm…I Know I won’t.”  
“You better start posing spike I don’t think they will let you leave the building”  
“I’m more scared about what Twilight and Rarity’s going to think”  
“I’m sure they understand spike,now lemme see that dragon MEAT!”  
“Pinkie!?”