Isn’t Jesus Quintana a child molester

YuO dOn’T sAy!

Okay, so the Slowpoke post is running a bit behind schedule. I wanted to make it a true tour de force that made Terminator look like The Room (if The Room also looked like Foodfight! and was made even dumber) so that OP would really feel the slowness of his post and get super embarrased. We even got real live Slowpokes shipped in from Venezuela and everything!  
^{%I don’t even really know where they got them; they just kept saying “No hagas preguntas, la policía está detrás de nosotros” before they ran back to their delivery plane and took off.%}  
But then our lead, Morgan Freeman, had to cancel on the first day of filming, one of the interns dropped a camera on a Slowpoke and got blood all over it (which looks like powdered sugar for some reason), the catering brought ham instead of turkey sandwiches… it was just a mess. Next year for sure, though. I’ve got a good feeling about Nicolas Cage.

@Vynyl
 
@Background Pony #060B  
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@Vynyl  
Forget Slowbro, SlowKING is required for this level of slowpokery.

I think this thread needs Slowbro…Slowpoke just isn’t enough.

 
Everyone else was doing it.

Not only this, I heard FiM is based on some kid’s show from the Eighties or something. Might just be an urban legend, though.
 

@Altrivius  
Just one year? Amateur.
 

@Altrivius  
You just made me subscribe to this post just to see if you would follow through.

This is so slow that I’m going to have to come back in a year’s time when significant enough advancements in Slowpoke technology have been made to comprehend this amount of slowness. I shall see you in 365 days to the minute, starting now, good sir.

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@SocDev  
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Only thing is John Turturro isn’t black.

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