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“You have a talent with duct tape? What do you do with it; make things, fix things, or-”
“JUST. DUCT TAPE.”
“JUST. DUCT TAPE.”
Thank you. I heard this poem several years ago, but I was never able to remember how it went.
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn’t see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout hooray!
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don’t believe this story