@amess  
Ideally, both. This one is cute and needs a name, though. May I suggest Colada? Despite most people thinkin it means coconut, because it’s most frequently encountered in the pineapple/coconut cocktail piña colada, it doesn’t. The technical meaning is “washed” but usually in the sense of pulp being strained in a sieve to separate the desirable from the undesirable. Since going through tiny sieve holes tends to break something up, it also sort of colloquially means “blend.” (El Cid, the national hero of Spain, had a sword named Colada; in context he basically named it “Cuisinart” for what he did to his foes with it.) “Blend” seems a great name for a satyr.

@amess  
Or she was just told the concept of pants, and now realizes how she’s been walking around this whole time.

Either someone stole her pants or she really has to pee.