hypocrite,dumass,and ect in it’s fullest..  
For now

Spike is asexual because he is a baby? Sexualities are not things you grow out of, they stick with you for life.  
On top of that, one of the very few characters to show any romantic interest at all in the show, and with the opposite sex, is gay. Wat.
 
Asexual for Chrysalis also seems just weird. Afterall that word means that she has no sexual interest, which given her race, makes no sense at all. She’s also a queen and probably the main breeder. Everything ever goes against this idea of her being asexual. Now her being unable to love others, that’s fine and seems fitting.

>not a single upvote

Because hurr durr not according to my head cannon

I can’t tell if shes trolling or brain damaged. Probably both. Spikes love for rarity is sooooo gay

hard evidence that some shippers shouldn’t be allowed to ship.  
“every hoers an lesbo” does not bode well for the population growth.

>Spike  
>attracted to Rarity  
>gay and asexual  

“spike is gay and asexual”  
WAT. WAT. WAT. WAT. WAT.  
Dannananana. Danananana.

@SnowFlurry  
Spike: Twilight? You mean…Rarity’s not a boy?  
Twilight: No. Didn’t you ever notice that she has… …Come on, Spike, we’re naked 99% of the time, how could you not notice?

@Jarkes Not really sure how one can be sane and a DWM supporter. I think we’re gonna need a few [citations] on that front to believe it.

The only thing here I can actually get behind is the bit about canon married couples (specifically, Shining Armor and Cadance). The rest is just crazy, even by pinkiepony standards.
 
How is it that my brother was a DWM supporter and yet he was far more sane about the matter than pinkiepony ever was? …Probably because he didn’t actively harass the people who didn’t agree with him.

What the fuck did I just read?

Though it may just be me, as a I ship, find mild amounts of ire and umbrage toward anyone who’d want to restrict the free flowing of ships. After all, it can be wonderful contemplations, and neigh riddles to think how some of the Crack ships can come together as well as wondering what complications might come in some of the more Established Ships.
 
Now for listening to me rant semi-coherent, play me off!
 

@Prof.NightJack  
That’s rule 2.

Spike is gay? Someone tell the writers because last I saw he wanted marshmallow goodness.

@Mayojar77
 
To be fair, I could almost see that for Chrysalis, she may understand sex and breeding but totally be at a loss of what ‘love’ is.
 
Oh sure, she feeds on it, she knows what it looks like, and she knows how to provoke it from other ponies, but she feels none of it. There is no room in her heart for it, and sees it only as a source of food and power.
 
Ya know with how she was all “Yeah right, whatever” with Cadence and Shining Armor saying their love gives them strength.
 
The rest of that list though?
 

>Hates G4 and everybody associated with it  
>“HEY NOW HERE’RE MY G4 SHIPS AND THE SEXUALITY OF ALLLLLLL THE CHARACTERS ACCORDING TO MY HEADCANON”  

>Spike is gay and asexual.  
My clonkers got bonked hard.

@PonyPon  
I have no idea.

@Prof.NightJack  
How’d you manage that twice?

*ship