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“EDIT: Fixed typo on the scroll. What the buck is an “ENTERNTAINMENT SYSTEM,” geez!”

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Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@PacificGreen  
This was actually addressed in DC’s “Captain Carrot” miniseries, which also relied heavily on animal puns; they come from a universe where doing so is normal, and find our names stupid (“I bet they get a ton of washing done in Washington!”).
PacificGreen
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@MezzoDragon
 
Yeah, I know.
 
If ponies made shows about us humans, would we live in cities like “Humanville” or “Foot Worth”? Would we be playing “Kidnami” games?
 
It’s weird once you think about why we make punny names in TV shows that just wouldn’t make sense in their world.
Background Pony #1709
Later that night, we went back to my castle  
Where we could dance in peace and also never get hassled  
We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed  
The party was smaller ‘cause Timberwolf was dead!  
At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say  
“I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?”  
It was Swamp Mare on vocals, Noseferatu on bass  
Boy you should have seen the silly funny look on his- Oh ‘Tia no!
 
‘TIS I!  
Never fear, Twilight Belmont is here(SHIT!)  
And the power of Faust is infused in my spear  
I’ll put an end to your horrible reign!  
“But we’re just playing Twister!” I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! SPLAT! “Aaaaaugh!”  
I will restore the glory of light  
With my whip and my crystals, I’ll take back the night!  
“You knocked over the chips…” WA-PSSH! “Aaah!” Sound the death knell!  
Medushy, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell!
 
For the love of ‘Tia, Twilight, what the fuck is your deal?!  
“You don’t invite me to your parties! Do you know how that feels?”  
Are you friggin’ serious?! You killed all my guests  
Just ‘cause you felt left out? “No! …Yes.”  
Well monsters like me can still be your friend  
Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end  
Now since we are the only ones left alive  
Let’s play two-pony Twister- c’mon, give it a try!  
ALL RIGHT!
 
spin  
Right hoof green! SHLACK Ahaaaaaahhh!  
Sorry, sorry! Force of habit.  
Well, she is dead.  
Looks like I…have won at Twister!
Beau Skunky
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
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Professional supermodel
@soundtea  
The “typo” might’ve been intentional, and part of the satire.
 
I like this artist, but he kinda makes the pony’s eyes look to “crazy” sometimes. (Though, I guess it suits Pinkie here, sense she’s supposed to be a li’l scary as a vampire.)
Background Pony #1709
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night  
When I, Pinkula, thought that I would invite  
All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash  
To a big dance party- a monster bash!  
Timberwolf, Frankenspike and Mummy were there  
While Medushy fed some mice to the snakes in her hair  
It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat  
To fly out of her coffin and- wait…what was that?
 
TIS I!  
Never fear, Twilight Belmont is here  
To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear  
I will end your cruel necromancing!  
“Actually, we were just dancing…” punch “Aaaagggh!”  
To Hell, demon beasts, from whence ye came  
You’re in Castlemaneia, this isn’t a game  
Now run away, free this land of its chains  
As ’Tia is my witness, I shall see you all slain!
Techzom

Fun fact: This same artist made a pic where Twilight is sporting a Scepter smile before Season 4 started. (Just look for the pic where he does a parody of Flash Gordon with Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer)