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Aloe and Lotus as lungs.  
Twilight as brain  
Celestia as heart.  
Rarity as spleen liver stomach.  
Pinkie Pie as… Intestines.  
Fluttershy as bladder.  
Applejack and Rainbow Dash as the kidneys.  
Spike as spleen.  
Luna as liver.  
Do I win?
Sprite+GrapeFanta

Hi guys- I wrote that short on /mlp/ about 2 or so weeks ago. It was a takeoff on the dearth of “Anon In Equestria” generals that happen there.
 
The reasoning behind which pony was what organ is this:  
AJ & RD (Lungs) = most athletic, most likely to push Anon into bettering himself.  
FS (Liver) = an amusing excuse to get her drunk.  
TS (Heart) = pumps blood, able to infer what Anon was thinking.  
R (Stomach) = purely to chastise Anon on poor eating decisions.  
P (Intestines) = I don’t personally care for Pinkie Pie.
 
Some other guy posted the captcha’d story, and it’s somewhere on this site if you type in “Equestria IN Anon.”  
(Warning- there is some graphic description of sex between two actual humans at the ending of it. It’s erotic and poetic, but still pretty raw at the same time. It was written with /mlp/ in mind)
Spiritus Arcane
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Doctor: I’m sorry sir…but you have…Ponyitis.  
Patient: What?  
Doctor: Your organs are slowly metamorphosing into colorful cartoon ponies. The common causes are an overdose of pony related material.  
Patient: Oh geez…is there any cure?  
Doctor: Only one…you can never watch My Little Pony again,  
Patient: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!