Just by trying.

@Poptard  
Pardon my phrasing, I was merely staing that she, in fact, is the captain, thatis all.

@teslakana
 
You say that like it’s a problem.

@Poptard  
Yeah! And she’s the Captain!

@teslakana
 

@Poptard  

i still don’t regret anything…

@teslakana  
full quote:
 
“A great love, is a lot like a good memory. when it’s there, and you know it’s there, but it’s just out of your reach, it can be all you think about. sometimes you may focus on it, or maybe even try and force it. but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. but if you’re patient, and you hold still, then maybe, just maybe… it’ll come to you…”

I regret nothing…

“A great love, is a lot like a good memory, you may try to concentrate/focus on it, or maybe force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away, but if you’re patient, and you hold still, and you wait long enough, then maybe, just maybe… it’ll come to you.”

@Dax Rattler
 
wow, hahaha.

@Dax Rattler  
 
Thanks again, Zev!

Linking the result of this thread for posterity.  
>>527121  

you’re not making this easy celestia…

@1984strat  
….glad to be of service…I guess.

@Evowizard25  
I’m throwing up ans laughing at the same time. That made my day.

 
I do because I praise you. I praise your beauty, your presence, your very being. You are the one who complete me and brings meaning into my life. Without you, there is no meaning. Just lonely darkness. I praise you because I love you with all my heart and very soul.

If you wanna find out, you’ll have to let me treat you to a milkshake and a slice of cake, okay?

David Lee Roth will explain everything to you Celestia….and I mean everything….

Insert awkward flustering then followed by explanation here The words aren’t enough? o///o

allow me to demonstrate my princess ;3

@arro666  
God…son of a…
 
Well, I’m supposed to be studying for everything important in my life, then I saw this. Does this need a fanfiction written about it? I’ll volunteer! I’m fully behind this idea, I’ve already got the kickstarter initiated.

@Poptard  
Zev needs to do a humorous piece based on this description…
 
I laughed way harder than I should have…  

@Dax Rattler  
If I were to have an actual OC (and I’m not using one of those damn generators), it’d be a zorse. Or a bat pony, because those guys are cool. Either would need to have square glasses.
 
Alternately, make it a giant poptart. Yes, it’s more hilarious every time I think of it; Celestia casting a lusty look to her bedmate, who is a giant poptart. She holds deep philosophical conversations and takes it for walks, but it cannot respond or move to embrace her, for it is but a pastry.

Everyone one is shipping Poptard with Celestia Yet the only mental image I can come up with is her with an actual poptart.  
 
Does your pastry crumble for her?