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Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012
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King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Kinship Through Differences - Celebrated the 11th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Dream Come True! - Participated in the MLP 9th Anniversary Event
Toola Roola - For helping others attend the 2019 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2019) - Celebrated Derpibooru's seventh year anniversary with friends
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2018) - Celebrated Derpibooru's six year anniversary with friends.
Helpful Owl - Drew someone's OC for the 2018 Community Collab
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2017) - Celebrated Derpibooru's five year anniversary with friends.
Artist -

It's bad. In a good way!
I’ve always had to buy food at the same time by coincidence when I get pony stuff. Though admittedly, if I were to only be shopping for pony stuff, I’d probably not eb able to buy it on it’s own.
 
I’d buy a children’s birthday cake! But actually, the pony toy would be hiding the fact that I am buying a cake to eat by myself. Thinking about this has made me sad.
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@Japanese Teeth  
Pregnancy test, single wire coathanger, and the largest volume of cheap alcohol you can find.
 
It’s arguably a lot more disturbing if you’re a man buying that stuff.
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Japanese Teeth
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Wallet After Summer Sale -
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Clock. Is. Ticking.
Reminds me of the old game “see who can pick three items that would weird out the cashier most”
 
Any “lube + phallic object” combos are disqualified for being too obvious.
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FancyCat2008
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

You know, for the record, when most cashiers see an older teen or adult male purchasing toys for young girls, they’re going to assume it’s for your daughter or niece or little sister. I’m thirty and I shop for pony on a regular basis and no one bats an eye at it. It’s not like you’re buying a six-pack of women’s underwear and a tub of vaseline. You’re adults. Get over it. :p
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Background Pony #1D9E
Let’s see…
 
sweets  
cling-film  
ducktape  
rope  
knife  
KY jelly  
bananas
 
That should make people less suspicious, right guys?
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Bhazor

Bleach  
Caravans Monthly  
Salt  
Carton of birdseed  
Howling Scotsman Laxative (xtra strong)  
Clingfilm  
Home enema kit (extra large)  
12 packs of cheapest underwear available  
and Twilight Sparkle’s Balloon.
 
Luckily it’s no different than my usual shopping list.
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Crowley
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Magical Inkwell - Wrote MLP fanfiction consisting of at least around 1.5k words, and has a verified link to the platform of their choice
Birthday Cake - Celebrated MLP's 7th birthday
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Can't we all get along?
HINT: buy a really cheap little girl’s birthday card with your pony. Pull a weary expression as you’re buying it. No one will bat an eyelid.
 
Also, if you have a younger sister, you now have her birthday card months in advance!
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Vocal

Fluttershy brushable, 3 blind bags, a pinkie pie plush doll, a twilight sparkle throw pillow, and a box of Halo legos.
 
oh wait…
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