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oh boy…
Best one.
As for what I’d do I’d get pissed and black out when I came to I’d be rolled into a hospital emergency room in a gurney my waifu at my side.. According to her I fought the guy in a hearty struggle in her honor but we both know the truth I went up to him and fainted from all of the moment falling into his arms.
For years me and her would pretend I gave this guy what for, not even mentioning how when I fainted in his arms he called the ambulance, and then slapped my ass.
No no, I have multiple waifus. Although, now that you mention it…
Your waifu has multiple asses…?
Interesting, tell me more.
Cue moment turning into this:
And I can say he sexually harrased my waifu. I’ll win anyhow.
Yeah, just kill the fucker and throw em in da river. Don’t forget the concrete. Shit floats.
After which he sues you, because injured people are like BLT sandwiches to lawyers.
That, or I’ll break a bar stool on his head.
Slap her ass.
Slap my ass.
Let them slap my ass.
Let them slap their asses while I watch.
Get Your hands off my Apple pony you Bitch!