My poison, my dear Babs, is an old mixed drink my grandpa called the Green hornet.
 
What you do is take a cup of ¼th vodka and ½ absynth and mix it together with ⅓rd moonshine and ⅔rds Whole milk. Pour that all into a large cup and for a little kick. drop a few shots of crown royal whiskey. (Whiskey can be substituted with more vodka or moonshine.)
 
But for tonight how about I just have a cubalibray while we discuss where we can go for dinner next Saturday night?

Orange vodka.
 
(yesIjustwentthere)

Gimme a milk. Chocolate!

Cough syrup. Extra fort.

Ammonia, motor oil, antifreeze and a shot of mercury for flavor, if you will.

Burger,chips and a schooner thanks love.

Milk. On the rocks.

Arsenic.

@PonyPon  
You’re very welcome. I did a double-take myself when I first heard it.

Cyanide.

@Lawful Girly  
Thank you for letting me know that exists.
 
I don’t know my booze, Babs. Just give me the drink with the third-craziest sounding name.

A pot of loose-leaf second flush Darjeeling if you have one.

Do you have any Tampico?

Uh…just some water. Please and thank you.

You’re selling booze now? Ahhh, I’ll buy it for a high price!

The bitterest coffee you have.

Cu-ute.

The pulpiest orange juice you’ve got.