Dale: I am in the process of deprogamming the citizens of Equestria from the control of their corrupt tyrant! I have met with the resistance leader known as Lyra who together we will reveal the truth of the Equestrian Communist Regime!
Bill: The yellow one is cute.
Hank: Gotdang it, you two! Do that junk in your own houses! I don’t want Bobby to encouraged to do that… whatever that is!
Dale: Who do you think showed us this portal to another dimension?
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Tell you h’what man.
Them dang ol’ ponies teaching everyone ‘bout that dang ol’ friendship, dang ol’ sharin’ and dang ol’ kindness dang dang dang
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That Dale ain’t right I tell ya what.
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