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TaraCallie

I, man, am regal - a German am I  
Never odd or even  
If I had a hi-fi  
Madam, I’m Adam  
Too hot to hoot  
No lemons, no melon  
Too bad I hid a boot  
Lisa Bonet ate no basil  
Warsaw was raw  
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
 
Rise to vote, sir  
Do geese see god?  
“Do nine men interpret?” “Nine men,” I nod  
Rats live on no evil star  
Won’t lovers revolt now?  
Race fast, safe car  
Pa’s a sap  
Ma is as selfless as I am  
May a moody baby doom a yam?
 
Ah, Satan sees Natasha  
No devil lived on  
Lonely Tylenol  
Not a banana baton  
No “x” in “Nixon”  
O, stone, be not so  
O Geronimo, no minor ego  
“Naomi,” I moan  
“A Toyota’s a Toyota”  
A dog, a panic in a pagoda
 
Oh no! Don Ho!  
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!  
Senile felines  
Now I see bees I won  
UFO tofu  
We panic in a pew  
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo  
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!  
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog
Irony
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Stop Right There!
@Page Turner  
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros’ rajahs, a coloratura, maps, snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal - Panama!
Irony
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Stop Right There!
Do good? I? No. Evil anon I deliver. I maim nine more hero-men in Saginaw, sanitary sword a-tuck, Carol, I. Lo! Rack, cut a drowsy rat in Aswan. I gas nine more hero-men in Miami. Reviled, I (Nona) live on. I do, O God.
Background Pony #75B9
I saw desserts; I’d no lemons, alas no melon. Distressed was I.
 
“Reviled did I live,” said I, “as evil I did deliver.”