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My OC rebelled against the elder gods and killed them all, then used their energy to create the elements of harmony. Also, my OC is Princess Celestia’s father, was Starswirl’s mentor, and whipped up a Korean BBQ that would change your life.
Ladies call him lover and the men all call him sire
Not born of woman, he came to us from space
His only purpose on this Earth is destroying your face
In the 1600’s had this planet on lockdown
Opens his mouth and delivers a sweet sound
Disrespect definitely garners a beatdown
Commit crime in his city, your ass better skip town
Doesn’t need a jury, cause his word is the law
Couldn’t be more direct if he carried a chainsaw
Has laser vision and the power of flight
But he won’t be caught dead in some pussy-ass tights
Super intellect, created the symbol for pi
Shot 87 times, but legends cannot die
Gonna need a TEC-9, a DEagle and a Glock
But none of that compares to his power of rock
My OC is the best. His name is Jones McFly and I based him off myself.
(For those that don’t get the reference, go here and thank me later)
He doesn’t fight crime, he’s got no romantic entanglements, he doesn’t go on adventures and he lives in Manehattan. His life’s goal is to completely ignore every bit of adventure Equestria can offer.
He’s a combonation of Twilight, Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie, Derpy, Dr Whooves, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl, Fleetfoot, Big Mac, Celestia, Discord, Spitfire, Soarin’, Luna, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Apple Bloom, Babs Seed, Chrysalis, King Sombra, Stawswirl, Sweetie Belle, Button Mash, Spike, Garble, Crackle, Giant Crab, Silver Spoon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Nightmare Everything, Sunset Shimmer, Gilda, Trixie, Lightning Dust, Snowflake, Raindrops, Hal Jordan, Cloudchaser, Aloe, Lotus, Zecora, Steven Magnet, Superman, Naruto, Steve, Tom the Rock, Diapers and Lazer Barbeque Sauce.
Yep, I said, it. LAZER BARBEQUE SAUCE.
I’m sure the Elder Gods that can behold her will think it’s absolutely garish.
And her name would be Color Rush.
#getthisnooboutofhere
Lazers are just like Lasers but like 10x mor bad ass cuz they the letter Z in the name
Only if it makes my OC cooler than Rarity’s.
Do lazer beams make things lazier?
Don’t sass me, boy. My OC has lazer eyes, wings, and can make the best smoothies, and could totally take you in a fight.
In fact, forget the OC! Aw, screw the whole thing.
It’s laser. Lazer doesn’t mean anything.