Sep 15 of corse she dies

Nov. 1

The first part of this actually reminds me of a B-17 war story.

Me and Scootaloo FUCK Apple Bloom and cure her after.

Me Pinkie and Derpy starred in a juggernaut of a bad movie, but we got mountains of profit. Totally worth it!

I’ll let myself be eaten by the dragon to save sweetie belle’s life if I have to!

Flipping my date because OP, so 8th november.  
Giving the parachute to Dinky; Lyra’ll understand (screw Silver, even if she’s my crime-fighting yu-gi-oh buddy)  
Last game I did implied Dinky’ll still end up crashing with my and the rest of the Hooves though, so something’ll go wrong.

Me and Luna run a game software business, and we hit the jackpot. Sounds like a very cool life.

November 24th.  
Thank god I have Batman on speed-dial. He’ll save us all with his Batwing. No need for the parachute!

November 20th.
 
Guess what Tom? It’s your lucky day ;D

Berry punch has been taken by a dra-AGAIN?!
 
Dammit Berry, it’s the third time this week!
 
Was this another of your bets?!

Heh, what do you know? Me, Spitfire and Trixie star in our Feature length Movie Tales of a Magicians assistant.
 
Scene 1: Me and Trixie are performing shows together, we made an unstoppable team, when one day Trixie’s Ego got the best of her and told me she doesn’t need an assistant anymore, so she chucks me out on the street alone.
 
Scene 2: is when Spitfire (during a patrol) discovers me and offers me a home, after some time I end up becoming HER assistant instead, and during one of MY patrols I find a sad and depressed trixie Crying to herself.
 
Scene 3: Trixie then admits that she was wrong, I nods my head and accept the apology, then it ends when I ask trixie if she still needs an assistant and when she says yes, I’ll tell spitfire what happened during the patrol.
 
Final scene: after abit of talking I finally convince her to Let me go back with trixie, the scene ends with Me and trixie riding in her stage coach (me pulling the dahm thing) to the next town with Happiness and relief.
 
After all that the movie turns out to be a HUGE success in the equestrian Box office!

Gun and sword battle to the death against Trixie?  
My Weapons: Dual Beastmaster swords and a Marlin 1984 CB.
 
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Babs Seed: (cringes) They’re not going to like this…you okay?
 
Me: YOU’RE SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THIS!?!

@Background Pony #62C7  
King Sombra: Dreamland…

King Sombra as a Master Boxer……
 
Has flashbacks to Mr. Sandman  
I’m Terrified….

Boxing match with Bon Bon who to my surprise is a boxing master. Which means she laid me out so thoroughly I didn’t even feel it until three days later.

Of course, Rarity. Again, fucking RARITY? U SRS, BRUH?

@Rpground
 
As long as Dashie lives I’m good.

December 6th even I’ll spare dinky for now “JUSTICE!”

@Psycho333  
That and dark matter, so she would probably survive the fall either way…starting to no longer like your chances of survival though… P:

@Rpground
 
Well we all know Dashie is pure awesomeness

@Psycho333  
Wings/Magic if you are a Unicorn OR a Pegasis are restricted due to being on FIRE!
 
Draco-whatsits are exempt from this equation though seeing as it was not listed, either way all 3 get out alive…albeit knowing Discord…that Parachute probably isn’t holding what it should be…

@LordVulpix
 
Dashie’s wings could help you both land safely.

Nov 22. My plane is about to crash and there is only one parachute! It’s me, Rainbow Dash and Discord. That’s obvious what I’d do.
 
F- you discord. You caused this. I’ll put on the parachute, and jump holding Dashie. I pray we land with minimal bruises.

king sombra, a boxing master?
 
i can see it now.
 
a corpse. . . me. . .