HEY HEY  
YOU YOU

@JJMDude
 
@Palinor  
why’d you have to go and make things so complicated

Sure, I guess.

Wander:  
“ok”

@Zennistrad  
Xenophobe detected! Launching Mortor strikes now!  
 
BTW just joking!

if you like anal then yes

>tfw this will never happen

Mom and Dad aren’t home. Maybe I can be your girlfriend tonight.

Yes please :D we would do all the things together!

I can be your comb

Sorry Pinkie, but you’re more of a side fling type of girl. Now Applejack, that’s girlfriend material right there.

Hey hey, you you,
 
 
No

Anyone else starting to think of Burnout Paradise?

Ehh… No thank you.
 
Nothing against you personally, I just don’t find other species very attractive sexually.

Sorry, I already have a pony girfriend.  

hey hey, you you, I don’t like your clopfic!  
no way, no way, think you need self-respect

Pinkie Pie would be a good friend. However, I can’t imagine her being as a girlfriend would work out.  
She has too much energy, and would probably drag me to go places all the time. She’d just overwhelm me, After a day with Pinkie Pie I’d probably go hide in a corner so I can relax and get my energy back.  
Then again, if I were to get used to her lifestyle that could change, but I’ve always been a quiet person that only likes doing social things with close friends.
 
 
Now if you excuse me, I’m going to hide under that rock over there. Hopefully she doesn’t find me.

“I’m a girl, and I’m your friend, so there you go.”

Sorry Pinkie, i’m a warlord maestro soccer player  
and you’re a pony.

1.would I ever date a pony.  
2.how would I attract other humans while hanging out with a pony.  
3.Pinkie Pie!

Ever hear of the Axe deoderant and how it supposedly attracts girls? My natural body odor is anti-axe, so you wouldn’t want to be around me. I’ll smell so foul you’ll think you married a pile of turds.

Wow, that’s….that’s really sweet of you to say that. I’d be happy if you….wait a minute. If Pinkie Pie can be my girlfriend, logically that should mean other Equestrians can be my girlfriend! Outta my way, I got a florist to see!

@ColdhardSilver  
Date Applejack then. Or Rarity. That’ll really rile your relatives up. Or Zecora if you don’t want to rile them up further.

“Hey Hey!  
You You!  
I don’t like your gir-friend!”

@Maskarade  
Shh, quit ruining our dreams :P