Why the heck not? We can go from besties to forever besties. XD

Well, you can be MY personal broodmare.

Alright. Ignoring the mispelled girlfriend.  
2 things “Pinkie Pie”  
first of all you aren’t a girl.  
Secondly, you are a cartoon character, and I am not quite that sad yet, to have a girlfriend that doesn’t really.. excists.

Sorry, I’m taken.

@PonyPon  
Unless it was forced in which case you’re screwed!

Only if the following (in order) are not available:  
Rarity, Applejack, Vinyl, Octavia, Chrysalis, Celestia, Fluttershy, Twilight, Lyra, Derpy, Cloudchaser, Spitfire, Luna, Cheerilee, or Rainbow Dash.
 
Then I might consider it.

But your a pony and I’m a human.  
Besides I already get enough flak (jokes mainly) from my family for not dating girls who are black like I am. :I

Yeah.. I always wanted a girfriend….

hey hey you you

I appreciate the offer, but…