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Background Pony #2A3B
If you actually want to get away with prostitution, just make it a porn. Film it, fill out a bit of paperwork, and blam, it’s legal.
Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

So we’re gonna start this over again. Sigh.  
Technically, it’s not illegal to be a prostitute in the US, either (and not just in Nevada); that would be a status offense, and you can’t declare someone a felon just for what they are, even if they claim it–they have to actually commit a criminal act (IE, the exchange of goods or services for sexual favors).
Aasha
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -

@andmos  
Sorry? I thought the definition of prostitute involved being someone that was paid for sex?
 
I admit I haven’t looked up the definition but I’m pretty sure that’s what the gist of it was.
Aasha
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Artist -

@Lawful Girly
 
That would have nothing to do with degradation to women. Prostitution would be open to both genders if legalized, and like pornography, both genders would seek it out as a revenue.
 
Odds are if you need a license to do it and all it took to get the license was a checkup to make sure you had no diseases and to be of age it’d be pretty easy to come around to finding clean prostitutes. After all they wouldn’t be in hiding form the law; forced to do things in secret. they could even rely on the police for protection after it were legalized. All in all it would be a far better job if legalized.
 
The customers could easily be registered as safe-sex-able also. Just like they do with everything else about people.
 
Probably a simple card with your name and picture on it that would expire every 2 months, Complete with your latest checkup date.
 
People could still get it on with people, but they’d just not be able to do it professionally without their checkups.
 
This would clean everything up pretty well I think.
Niggoslav_Krawczyk
Duck - Niggoslav_Kwaczyk
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
A Perfectly Normal Pony - Drinky_Butt
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

VIVA LA NOCTE
@Lawful Girly  
Considering how AIDS spreads, a quarantine and purge followed by a cleansing of the blood banks would have worked wonders. But alas, these conservative twits kept denying even its actual existence until the 80s.
 
 
@Lawful Girly  
You know what’s even more awful? Wage slavery. It is by far one of the freest pursuits one can have in the west that doesn’t involve a university education.
Whatevo
Thread Starter - The great GamerGate discussion.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Arch-Rarifag
Just ask her to strip and gauger her reaction.
 
She wont want to do it if she’s a cop and cant arrest you for it.  
But a prostitute would be happy just to strip.
Whatevo
Thread Starter - The great GamerGate discussion.
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Arch-Rarifag
Just ask her to strip and gauger her reaction.
 
She wont want to do it if she’s a cop and cant arrest you for it.  
But a prostitute would be happy just to strip.
Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@Lefty643  
I’m a little morally dubious about that, too, but /technically/ it’s not entrapment. Or rather, it’s only entrapment if the officer makes a come-on to the john or mentions sex first. If he offers money and mentions sex, it’s entirely legal.
Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@biohazard  
Also, it would be obscenely expensive (heh) to fund that much proper licensing and inspections. Sure, it works found around Vegas, but can you imagine doing it in, say, the Wisconsin dells or Lancaster, Pennsylvania?
Lawful Girly
Not a Llama - Happy April Fools Day!

@biohazard  
The problem is, it also promotes the degradation and objectification of women, and it can lead to the hardcore drug trade, overt sex slavery and other serious crimes. Prostitution is not a victimless crime.
biohazard

We Too, Smoke TURF
@Lawful Girly  
If legalized and regulated (as in Nevada), you have mandatory condoms and regular testing.
 
I’ve been to the Chicken Ranch several times, but I’d never trust a street hooker.
Background Pony #139A
Isn’t it funny how in the “land of the free” police wastes their time trying to arrest people for paying adult women for consensual sex?
lasty
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

dead to you
It’s a lot like asking the prostitute if she’s really a woman. Valuable information, to be sure, but she’s not gonna tell you the truth until it’s too late.
Soufriere

Sunset Shimmer Fan
What’s really sad is that people really do believe this is true.
 
Reality: An undercover cop NEVER has to blow their cover even if you confront them on it (well, a judge can force them to at trial, but that’s pretty much it).
 
Also, cops aren’t always the good guys like their PR machine claims they are.