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CreakyCreek

@panzerfan  
Okay, butwhat if someone got creatively spiteful with their end of the contract, like making a wish designed to cause severe damage to the little rat or makes him hurt his own cause. (BTW, sorry to be pestering you with all these speculations, but you’re nice to talk to and thinking up ways to get back at Kyubey is a favorite fanwank avenue of mine.)
Background Pony #42B3
@Background Pony
 
He never shows any other form, but if he can be said to have a “true form”, it must be something unfathomable. When he is shot to pieces, he reappears seconds later in an identical body that he created out of thin air. At worst, he is mildly annoyed about being killed.
panzerfan

@CreakyCreek  
Persistent. He really doesn’t have emotions. He’ll go around his obstacles or remove them. He’ll target the protectors of his intended victim methodically. That’s why slamming the door on him is only a knee-jerk short term response.
RekinSharky

@Evowizard25  
I was really afraid once. I have derp eyes now and I might go blind, or at least have a really bad sight. After seeing that, I’m not afraid. Doesn’t mean I will stop fighting - but I have that inner peace. Anybody can be awesome, no matter what! And I want to be awesome! :D
CreakyCreek

@panzerfan  
Ah, that’s right, he only approaches suckers, I guess he really is a business man. Still, I wonder how he’d react to someone who realizes his Jackass Genie shtick and effectively parries his offers. Realistically, I know he’d find a way to force a contract or move to a different girl, but I’d like to see how badly he takes having the door metaphorically slammed in his face.
panzerfan

@CreakyCreek  
He only comes to you if there’s a good likelihood of a deal being hampered down in the first place. He does his payback analysis beforehand.
 
He’ll manipulate situations to force your hand… goading you to make a wish, if the payback is big enough.
CreakyCreek

I forget, what does he do if you refuse to do business with him, or manage to work a deal that doesn’t screw you over with a bladed dildo?