Sunset: Pinkie. What in Harmony’s name did you put in those cookies?
Pinkie: Fertility potion.
Sunset: You… you WHAT?!
Pinkie: Now might be the perfect time to tell you that the potion was infused with your brother Sunburst’s DNA… that makes him the father.
Sunset: wha- huh- wha? hyperventilating
faints
Pinkie: Oh, no! You’re doing it wrong, Sunset. You’re supposed to sleep on your side while pregnant, not your back, it’s better for your brother’s babies that way. Let me help you sleep on your side, or would you rather I get the father so he can carry you to bed? :3
Sunset: light murmuring - slowly returning to reality
b-bed… father… falls back asleep
Pinke: Ooooh, how sweet. [Shouting] Hey, Sunburst! Can ya come and gimme a hand carrying your sister to bed?! Be careful, she’s pretty heavy! Looks like she’s about to drop your babies!
Sunset: Pinkie. What in Harmony’s name did you put in those cookies?
Pinkie: Fertility potion.
Sunset: You… you WHAT?!
Pinkie: Now might be the perfect time to tell you that the potion was infused with your brother Sunburst’s DNA… that makes him the father.
Sunset: wha- huh- wha? hyperventilating
faints
Pinkie: Oh, no! You’re doing it wrong, Sunset. You’re supposed to sleep on your side while pregnant, not your back, it’s better for your brother’s babies that way. Let me help you sleep on your side, or would you rather I get the father so he can carry you to bed? :3
Sunset: light murmuring - slowly returning to reality
Sunset: Pinkie. What in Harmony’s name did you put in those cookies?
Pinkie: Fertility potion.
Sunset: You… you WHAT?!
Pinkie: Now might be the perfect time to tell you that the potion was infused with your brother Sunburst’s DNA… that makes him the father.
Sunset: wha- huh- wha? hyperventilating
faints
Pinkie: Oh, no! You’re doing it wrong, Sunset. You’re supposed to sleep on your side while pregnant, not your back, it’s better for your brother’s babies that way. Let me help you sleep on your side, or would you rather I get the father so he can carry you to bed? :3
I just told a one-off joke. I didn’t expect people to run with it.