@Shadowbeam  
Why is the pink, bipedal, clothed pony talking?  

 
Ok sorry I couldn’t think of anything better.

@Gecko  
Ah a metroid. Um if that’s what she’s holding y is it not eating her life force through her face?

@Solitude  
Naah, I’d say she is holding  
this:  

@HJSDGCE  
Summary: Twilight is an angry goddess. Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie. They fight crime.

@FanOfMostEverything  
Ok I seem to have said some incorrect stuff so let me re fraise I will take my largest gauntlet and shove a hand full of quarters up ur ass and see if make any sense and if u do, keep the quarters and buy a functioning brain

@FanOfMostEverything  
HA u call ur self a goddess that splits my side!!  
You see I’m a lord with the powers to destroy the very fabric of time it self just by SNEEZING! U threaten the innocent people and I will take my largest gauntlet and shove a hand full of quarters and well see if u can actually buy a brain

@FanOfMostEverything  
I didn’t read any of that.  
Probably cause I’m lazy.  
:I

@FanOfMostEverything  
PP: Hi Twilight!

@KirbyfanNeox  
ATTENTION WORTHLESS PONY. THIS IS YOUR GODDESS SPEAKING. IT IS A WRATHFUL GODDESS WHO DESPISES YOU MORE THAN YOU COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DARED TO FEAR. I HAVE WATCHED YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE UNFOLD. I HAVE OBSERVED YOU WHILE YOU WOULD QUAKE AND TREMBLE IN PERSONAL PRAYERS OF SHAME. WHILE YOU PLEADED FORGIVENESS FOR BEING SUCH A WRETCHED DISGUSTING FAILURE ON EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL, PROSTRATE BEFORE THE STUPID AND FALSE CLOWN GODS YOU HAVE SCRIBBLED ON THE WALLS OF YOUR HOME. BOGUS DEITIES WORSHIPED BY A PRIMITIVE “PARADISE” PLANET.  
BUT YOUR PRAYERS WILL NOT BE ANSWERED. THERE ARE NO RAINBOWS OR SUNSHINE IN STORE FOR YOU, PONY. ONLY MY HATE. IT IS A HATE SO PURE AND HOT IT WOULD CONSUME YOUR SAD UNDERDEVELOPED MIND TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE. IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG, SHRIEKED BY THE TEN THOUSAND ROWDY SHOUT-SPHINCTERS PEPPERING THE GRUESOME UNDERBELLY OF THE MOST TRUCULENT HORROR THE FURTHEST RING CAN MUSTER. IT IS A HATE THAT MADE YOU AND WILL SURELY DESTROY YOU. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU.  
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT.  
YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

Good lord, what is it with Rei-Moonveil and Twilight being angrier than Karkat?

@RIG  
Looks like Pinkie’s holding a Poison Joke cupcake.

why Twilight has a….double ear?

I don’t think a vein that large is healthy.