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Description
Just sit right back an you’ll hear a tale
A tale of a lovely mare
She had a coat of shining white
And purple styled hair.
She just had a long hard day
Of making dresses with style
So she decided to go for a swim
And then relax a while
And then relax a while.
Something strange happened during the swim
Her body began to change
But because she was swimming all alone
She didn’t think this was strange
Didn’t think this was strange.
The mare then washed on the shore of this
Uncharted Desert Isle.
Then realized
She had grown huge
Towering over
All the trees
She was giant
So she decided to become a queen
Here on Rarity’s Isle!
[…what? I had to do that when I rediscovered this picture on my Photobucket.]
A tale of a lovely mare
She had a coat of shining white
And purple styled hair.
She just had a long hard day
Of making dresses with style
So she decided to go for a swim
And then relax a while
And then relax a while.
Something strange happened during the swim
Her body began to change
But because she was swimming all alone
She didn’t think this was strange
Didn’t think this was strange.
The mare then washed on the shore of this
Uncharted Desert Isle.
Then realized
She had grown huge
Towering over
All the trees
She was giant
So she decided to become a queen
Here on Rarity’s Isle!
[…what? I had to do that when I rediscovered this picture on my Photobucket.]
Hey look, I was on a boat, what do you know.
Oh, now it’s an island. Woah!
There’s a Rarity! Don’t remember why I did that.
Oh look, now I’m on an island!
Woah, this couldn’t possibly be any better.
…
The top 10 suckiest ponies in the series!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3pfAdYQJ14)